THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audra she is from NC , I grew up with her and she always would tell us one day she would get to Jordan and he would love her. Well looks like her and his AIRNESS are now “just friends” … Nik this is Micheal JORDAN we are talking about why do ex NBA guys like Dennis Rodman, Charles Barkley etc, Score better tail than the great MJ?

Yeah that is true… MJ does score some pretty RANK chicks, but from what I have heard he is a sex addict like Tiger which throws looks out the window.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just a follow up on a  post titled Nik Only You Can Help Me about that ugly sk*nk from nc. a few topless pics so at least u can see why she’s worth a bang as long as you dont look at her face. she actually is an escort, chelsea c*rbelli.  Click Here To See Topless Pictures

Paper or Plastic?  I say paper, 3 bags please.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea she walks around like she is Gods gift to earth. She has a good set of +2′s but that doesn’t always help because I’m trying to figure out what is wrong with the face that stops me everytime, so i figured only Mr. Nik Richie can answer this querstion.  also i need to know would you Nik? if you say yes then maybe she’ll be happy knowing she has a chance of sleeping with someone that last longer than the guy she is now with, just saying.

Don’t ask me stupid questions.  Her face is a STOP sign.  Final answer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, That is the question Nik. This girl has come after me several times. The guy in the picture is her FIANCEE. She has boned at the very least 6 other dudes since they got engaged. From what I hear she got around back in her high school days too. WAY AROUND. Her boobs are huge, which she prides herself on. I have seen them dude, and they have nasty stretch marks all up and down them. Her thighs are the size of my entire body. She wants to bone, but I thought I’d ask, would you Nik?

Answer: No, are you kidding me? She is fat as hell, and even if she lost the weight she would still be way less than average.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they call this gut Chicken Little, real name Matt. He use to work at BMG establishment BAR Norfolk before it was shut down but now works at Buckhead Saloon in Raleigh. This is a warning to all the girls of Raleigh to stay clear of this guy. He’s in his late 20s but likes to stalk young girls. When I say young I mean girls who are barely 18 if even that.

No wonder that place smells so bad.- nik