Nik Only You Can Help Me

January 24, 2010 Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC 49 6,166 Views

Help me figure out what this is

Help me figure out what this is

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea she walks around like she is Gods gift to earth. She has a good set of +2′s but that doesn’t always help because I’m trying to figure out what is wrong with the face that stops me everytime, so i figured only Mr. Nik Richie can answer this querstion.  also i need to know would you Nik? if you say yes then maybe she’ll be happy knowing she has a chance of sleeping with someone that last longer than the guy she is now with, just saying.

Don’t ask me stupid questions.  Her face is a STOP sign.  Final answer.- nik



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To Bang Or Not To Bang

December 4, 2009 UNC, Would You? 10 5,238 Views

To Bang or not to Bang

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, That is the question Nik. This girl has come after me several times. The guy in the picture is her FIANCEE. She has boned at the very least 6 other dudes since they got engaged. From what I hear she got around back in her high school days too. WAY AROUND. Her boobs are huge, which she prides herself on. I have seen them dude, and they have nasty stretch marks all up and down them. Her thighs are the size of my entire body. She wants to bone, but I thought I’d ask, would you Nik?

Answer: No, are you kidding me? She is fat as hell, and even if she lost the weight she would still be way less than average.



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Watch Out Raleigh

December 3, 2009 Raleigh-Durham, UNC 16 7,738 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they call this gut Chicken Little, real name Matt. He use to work at BMG establishment BAR Norfolk before it was shut down but now works at Buckhead Saloon in Raleigh. This is a warning to all the girls of Raleigh to stay clear of this guy. He’s in his late 20s but likes to stalk young girls. When I say young I mean girls who are barely 18 if even that.

No wonder that place smells so bad.- nik



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North Carolina Douche

November 11, 2009 Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, UNC 22 7,304 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok in honor of douche awarness week nik i bring you the midget douche this guy his name is aj, he originally is from brooklyn  but now lives in north carolina, he is in the air force or so he says, i made the mistake of being bored this summer and giving him my cell number, well a few months later i found out that he was trying to get with 7 other girls all of us who are friends on twitter. In july he sent me a naked pic of himself, well a few days later someone posted that pic on twitter of him. This guy thinks hes a wrestler/mma fighter. He has a kid that i dont think he ever spends any time with.

Don’t worry I am not for the Gays.  I don’t look at 4 inch Gregs all day… THIS GUY DOES.- nik



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Bar Charlotte’s Manager- Employee Relations?

October 11, 2009 Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC 39 5,909 Views

Bar Charlottes Manager-Employee Relations?

Bar Charlottes Manager-Employee Relations?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This pathetic, fatass Bar Charlotte Manager is almost naked with these 18 year old bar charlotte sl*ts. Im sure they are attracted to the 2 foot gut hes got hangin. this guy is a worthless tool, i have seen him kick someone out of bar charlotte while wearing a Bunny Suit.

I think he is sliming her.- nik



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Blonds In Blue

October 2, 2009 UNC 7 7,395 Views

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 blondes in blue

THE DIRTY ARMY: The “blondes in blue” at UNC. Would you

Answer: no.  I don’t do dudes.  Look at those arms, and pointy faces…and why is the shorter ones head so small.-nik



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**Update** Big Brother Bimbo

September 16, 2009 Charlotte, The Dirty, UNC 81 8,464 Views

**EMAIL Update: Nik,

I noticed this “Bimbo” was put on blast earlier this year.  I just wanted to make a point and prove your theory that +2’s actually do pay off in life.  Jordan won Big Brother 11 last night and the $500,000 first prize.  She might be as bright as a snail high on meth, but she is a rich snail now!  More power to other dumb broads realizing that all it takes in life to get ahead is a little plastic and saline.

Am I ever wrong?- nik

BIG BROTHER 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordan, a former waitress at Strike City here in Charlotte. Her  D-Celebrity has been given, since she is now on Big Brother on CBS.  Known as a small town girl and a very naive girl on the show, she may be booted off quickly. Rumor has it though, because she knew she was going to be on the show 2 mos. in advance she went out and got herself some BOLT-ONS, to increase her advantage and “Sex Appeal”… :-) I am sure when she ends up back in Charlotte she will be milking this attention and end sleeping with Pauly Shore. DirtyFightCoach out!

Dude, what is with all the fat vaj armpits today?- nik

(Original Post: July 20, 2009)



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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30 5,185 Views

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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