UNC | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Next Barbie Wagner

August 18, 2009 Charlotte, UNC 39

is she the next barbie wagner

is she the next barbie wagner

THE DIRTY ARMY:nik, i have a question for you why are all the girls in charlotte becoming as sl*tty and fake as our favorite barbie wagner? as featured on the dirty.com already i present to you the next jamie barbie wagner she works at a dirty pub called the tilted kilt the girls there wear a bra and a short kilt and sell theyr bod;s for tips ,had a relationship with a blackout doouche bag wears extentions flirts with everything that has a di*** and thinks shes hot sh*t not to mention the level of selfishness on her facebook.WOULD YOU accept the mex barbie since you want nothing to do with barbie wagner”?

The tilted kilt is for girls who are too beat to get jobs as cocktail waitresses at normal bars.- nik



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Best Of North Carolina

August 18, 2009 Charlotte, Duke, UNC, Would You? 14

best of north carolina??

best of north carolina??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls think they are the best thing. in all the bikini contests. all bartenders cuz they cant make it through school to have a professional job. all sleep with each others leftovers. girl on right is local celebrity. girl on left slept with douchebag J.J. Redick (all it took was i choose you, now f*ck me) aside from all that, honest oppinion nik (this is my first post!!) WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, do nose jobs not exist in North Carolina or something?



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Would You Nik?

July 28, 2009 Charlotte, UNC, Would You? 74

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you don’t usually like brunettes, but I’m going to give it a try anyways. This girl may be a little bit of a sl*t and may do some drugs every now and then… but she is hated on by most girls in Charlotte, and wanted by most guys… so I’m just curious, Would You??

Answer: No, I smell a hint of noodles, and I’m not digging the rainbow chip frosting smeared on her eyelids.



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Smoking Local NC Girl

July 24, 2009 Charlotte, UNC, Would You? 3

NC Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, North Carolina Doesn’t have the best looking girls on the planet, but here’s one who grew up in my hometown I’d put more than just money on. What do you think?

Answer: No, she looks possessed and her eyes are way too close together. Besides all small town girls are crazy, all they want to do is get married and have like 12 children.



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Bar Charlotte Cowboy Douche

July 23, 2009 Charlotte, NC State, UNC 19

SMG or Varsity Bluse Billy Bob?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the guy on the left here is one of the managers at Bar Charlotte, recently he has had this whole “COUNTRY” look going on. Let me tell you this guy will bring so much drama to your life so stay far away. He thinks he is the best at what he does; well truth is you shouldn’t be any place around the night life. 

Managing BAR Charlotte is perfect for him. Taking care of the staff is like herding cattle. Literally.- nik



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Brittany Is A Solid Six For Raleigh

July 18, 2009 Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty, UNC 51

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is bit of a butterface, but still a solid six for Raleigh, don’t you think?? Needs +2′s though….

I would say a 4.732567 for Raleigh… only because she has fat arms, neck issues and sun damaged hair.  Face is a nightmare in itself (wont go there).- nik



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Are These +2′s Big Enough?

July 13, 2009 Raleigh-Durham, UNC 12

are these +2 big enough??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok… i may have googled this… get over it… after looking at many many would you’s half of the time you have said that the ta ta’s were to small when they were like dd’s so i ask you… what about this chick?

Way too big… I wouldn’t even look at them.- nik



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The Land Of Trouts

July 8, 2009 Charlotte, Cougars, Raleigh-Durham, UNC 3

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is where they’re bred. Imagine how scary it would be to be a 20 something female at the bar in this town…lots of free drinks I guess though.

Good to know where Trouts came from.  North Carolina must produce a ton of Fish Oil.- nik



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