THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok in honor of douche awarness week nik i bring you the midget douche this guy his name is aj, he originally is from brooklyn  but now lives in north carolina, he is in the air force or so he says, i made the mistake of being bored this summer and giving him my cell number, well a few months later i found out that he was trying to get with 7 other girls all of us who are friends on twitter. In july he sent me a naked pic of himself, well a few days later someone posted that pic on twitter of him. This guy thinks hes a wrestler/mma fighter. He has a kid that i dont think he ever spends any time with.

Don’t worry I am not for the Gays.  I don’t look at 4 inch Gregs all day… THIS GUY DOES.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This pathetic, fatass Bar Charlotte Manager is almost naked with these 18 year old bar charlotte sl*ts. Im sure they are attracted to the 2 foot gut hes got hangin. this guy is a worthless tool, i have seen him kick someone out of bar charlotte while wearing a Bunny Suit.

I think he is sliming her.- nik

**EMAIL Update: Nik,

I noticed this “Bimbo” was put on blast earlier this year.  I just wanted to make a point and prove your theory that +2’s actually do pay off in life.  Jordan won Big Brother 11 last night and the $500,000 first prize.  She might be as bright as a snail high on meth, but she is a rich snail now!  More power to other dumb broads realizing that all it takes in life to get ahead is a little plastic and saline.

Am I ever wrong?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordan, a former waitress at Strike City here in Charlotte. Her  D-Celebrity has been given, since she is now on Big Brother on CBS.  Known as a small town girl and a very naive girl on the show, she may be booted off quickly. Rumor has it though, because she knew she was going to be on the show 2 mos. in advance she went out and got herself some BOLT-ONS, to increase her advantage and “Sex Appeal”… I am sure when she ends up back in Charlotte she will be milking this attention and end sleeping with Pauly Shore. DirtyFightCoach out!

Dude, what is with all the fat vaj armpits today?- nik

(Original Post: July 20, 2009)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY:nik, i have a question for you why are all the girls in charlotte becoming as sl*tty and fake as our favorite barbie wagner? as featured on the dirty.com already i present to you the next jamie barbie wagner she works at a dirty pub called the tilted kilt the girls there wear a bra and a short kilt and sell theyr bod;s for tips ,had a relationship with a blackout doouche bag wears extentions flirts with everything that has a di*** and thinks shes hot sh*t not to mention the level of selfishness on her facebook.WOULD YOU accept the mex barbie since you want nothing to do with barbie wagner”?

The tilted kilt is for girls who are too beat to get jobs as cocktail waitresses at normal bars.- nik