THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis Carn or as I like to call her the biggest REFUND GAP I’ve seen in a while. Alexis used to be a lot of fun and well… now she is just a drunk. She goes off on trips for weeks and leaves her poor adorable son with his dad all the time who is an amazing dude (first man I’ve seen in Jacksonville to man up). Alexis works at bars and “models” haha. Just this weekend she went to biketoberfest with her grandmother and mom and she entered in a bikini contest. What a bunch of classy women right? She talked about straving herself for 24 hour before being in the contest how silly is that? I blame the downfall of Alexis on Brandon’s troll of a sister Christina Ghioto, those teeth WOW! Alexis just needs to grow up, get a real job that is not in the industry and be home for her child. Clean up your act or as your son and his friends get older they not going to think you’re a “MILF, as you would like that” they going to think your gross.
Without those +2′s Alexis Carn would be the fattest girl in Florida.- nik