University Of Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Alexis Carn Loves Her Refund Gap

October 21, 2013 Jacksonville, University of Miami 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis Carn or as I like to call her the biggest REFUND GAP I’ve seen in a while. Alexis used to be a lot of fun and well… now she is just a drunk. She goes off on trips for weeks and leaves her poor adorable son with his dad all the time who is an amazing dude (first man I’ve seen in Jacksonville to man up). Alexis works at bars and “models” haha. Just this weekend she went to biketoberfest with her grandmother and mom and she entered in a bikini contest. What a bunch of classy women right? She talked about straving herself for 24 hour before being in the contest how silly is that? I blame the downfall of Alexis on Brandon’s troll of a sister Christina Ghioto, those teeth WOW! Alexis just needs to grow up, get a real job that is not in the industry and be home for her child. Clean up your act or as your son and his friends get older they not going to think you’re a “MILF, as you would like that” they going to think your gross.

Without those +2′s Alexis Carn would be the fattest girl in Florida.- nik

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Graham Douglas Still on the Prowl

October 21, 2013 Miami, University of Miami 2


What’s your fascination with this pot head? You constantly submit his photos, WITHOUT a story.  That shit cra.- nik

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Ashley Kompare

October 18, 2013 Tampa, University of Miami 85

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Ashley Kompare, a 27 year old krusty sloot in the Trampa area that works at a strip club. Ashley has DRD, 3 previous abortions, multiple bacteria infections and still doesn’t tell her sexual partners about her DRD. Her most recent incident involved having sex with a co worker without telling him of her status and when she was confronted about it she lied as usual. She frequents the Miami and Hollywood/Ft. Lauderdale area with hopes of bagging a sugar daddy so her mommy and daddy don’t have to keep paying for her BMW, shopping, and plastic surgery addiction. She has consistently lies to her family for the last several years about where she works because she doesn’t want her family in Syracuse to know that she works at a strip club and sleeps around but the truth always has a way of airing itself out. Maybe some girls will learn to tell the truth instead of spreading shit for life but once a sloot, always a sloot.

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Miami’s Ivana Is Delusional About Her Life

October 14, 2013 Miami, University of Miami 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to one of Miami’s nastiest girls. Her name is Ivana and she’s always bragging about all the places she goes to, but her trips are all magically paid because she’s broke. She swears she’s the sh*t but she still lives at home and drives an old Mazda. The girl’s only twenty years old and has already slept with half of Miami. She recently got +2′s and I heard her prices went up with them. I had a friend call her once and she said 200 for half an hour. What crazy man would pay that much for that?! I feel bad for her man, he swears he has a good girl. She’s full of DRD’s and I thought I should warn the DA, everyone steer away from her.

Bud Light Lime mutha f*cka!- nik

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Everyone Needs to know about this Scumbag

October 9, 2013 Dirty Craigslist, Jersey, University of Miami 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Josh Tambor. On the surface, he seems like a nice and normal enough guy but those who really know him know better and those who don’t know should know to stay the hell away from this sociopath. Josh is a pathological liar. He lied to his fraternity brothers at UM about his brother having leukemia and being on the verge of death (his brother is perfectly healthy) to explain why he went away one weekend junior year and we quickly figured out the truth- he made it up and actually went to go visit his girlfriend at the time? First of all how f*cked up do you have to be to lie about your brother dying of leukemia to all your friends? Then things really started to go downhill, he started bragging to us that he was cheating on his long distance gf with girls off craigslist and exposing her to diseases as well as inviting them over to his house, where his little sisters lived. we told his girlfriend because we thought she deserved to know she was being fcked around behind w whores from CL and they broke up. Thought this was the end of it. Now I am browsing casual encounters because of boredom and the entertainment value and he pops up again… it is definitely him because the email is his initials and birthday. Put this scumbag on blast. Girls and friends, beware, this pig hasn’t changed one bit. Do not trust him.

I bet one things changed, that vest has turned into a male corset.- nik

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Here Fishy Fishy

July 25, 2013 Fish Lips, Miami, University of Miami 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik…. get this, Tyla Conn is this blonde bitch from Boca Raton who came to Miami in hopes of getting famous…. If you can believe that… this bitch was roommates with that horse like creature, Zoe Renee!!! Go figure. Even worse? We spotted her at LIV being a typical bottle rat with no one other then infamous Chelsea Steinberg and Jaime Saffer the serial k**ler’s slut of a daughter. We would be stupid to think that you have’t already figured out why they call her Tuna. Not only did she bang every promoter on South Beach including a couple Bouncers at LIV Nightclub, she managed to also rail in a couple of DJ’s who can also attest to the infamous nickname. Talk about a groupie, huh? We think this bitch is busted as fck, and she needs to never step foot in Miami again! Oh wait, she won’t because she ran away back to Boca Raton since she couldn’t pay her bills and too many people found out too fast about her nympho ways… No wonder this bitch posts statuses on twitter that she loves Borgore. Guess only the strong survive in Miami…..P.S We’ve been dying to know……Would you fck her for a million?

Double stuffed, and I don’t mean with glasses.- nik

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Peter O’Brien Is Not Faithful To His Girlfriend

July 11, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Peter O’Brien, Univeristy of Miami so called baseball star that was pretending to be Mr. Perfect while he has had sex with every girl on campus. He claimed to not have any social media because of his baseball career. But come to find out through the beauty of girls blasting their so called “boyfriends” all over social media your ass has been exposed. His facebook is unsearchable, to hide his poor excuse for an “actual” girlfriend Jordan. Meanwhile she thinks she has hit the lottery, and found the love of her life with this Yankee to be. This guy doesnt love you, he loves sex and the game. He is an athlete and his job IS to play the game better and it looks like it has worked for you. There is no home run here so run your ass somewhere else to get your ITG in check so maybe someone wont have to cheat on you. I hope this Yankee learns that you dont have to be an athlete to play the game. STRIKE THREE…… YOU’RE OUT!

I’m still confused by this post… Yankee’s bang b*tches, if he is or becomes a Yankee he is entitled to slay mad bush.- nik

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Young Kali

June 21, 2013 Miami, University of Miami 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this retards name is Johnny Walter aka Jr., young Kali (he’s 33 btw) he has 3 kids, 3 different women and has signed over his rights to one to avoid paying and is trying to do the same for the others he has to not pay. He’s a “rapper” in Miami and performs at sleazy Miami clubs. Oh, and he also likes to beat women in front of his kids. I just want to warn people that he is nothing but a douche and women should walk the other way if you see him in the street.

I wonder who he’s jacking power from..- nik

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