THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I know how much you despise Miami Heat’s trashy fans such as Filomena Tobias. I wanted to make you aware of their biggest douchebag fan so that everyone can get a good look at this guy during the playoffs and get a chuckle. This short chubby middle aged Jew that has never played a sport in his life truly thinks he could do a better job coaching the team than Spoelstra and a better job analyzing than Kenny and Charles. These are his daddy’s seats that he inherited and he uses them to try and get laid by chics to cover up his big black man fetish on daddy’s dime. Then the freak always gets caught cheating on his gf when he brings other girls to games and his gf sees him on TV with another girl! He goes around town telling everyone that he is besties with Lebron and D-Wade but I can guarantee you they have never even heard of him. He is actually borderline obsessed with them and I think he may be romantically interested by the way he talks about them. He is also the jerk who puts these guys on blast on your site when they are in the club partying too hard or banging a random. He is due for a taste of his own medicine. Hopefully the women of South FL read this so they don’t fall for his lies that he is a team shareholder when he is just using his daddy’s tickets to try and mask his secret lust for Lebron James. His seats are about 4-5 rows behind the basket on the right side when facing the crowd so look for him on TV or at the games. Check out his Twitter to view all of his obsessive Miami Heat tweets.
That’s the smile of a special person.- nik