University Of Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Crazy Russian Needs To Get Deported

January 5, 2013 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me tell you a little something about Elena Alekseyevna. First off, she claims to have attended UM, which is prob false along with her other string of lies. She is a bottle rat who jumps from promoter to promoter f*cking and sucking their Greg just to drink at their tables. She’s not even cute, I think my asshole bleached is prettier than her. She got BANNED from the Fontainebleau for stalking one of the promoters and claiming that he got her pregnant. She went f*cking crazy when they gave her a written arrest for trespassing and now she likes to hit up the nobody clubs. On FaceBook she started posting useless status about how she “likes to f*ck a lot”. She’s a crazy weasel or a possum looking thing, I can’t choose which one is more hideous and I can’t stand her…so here you go. Tell me what you think of her self proclaimed “hot russian blonde”.

What 20 people could actually like that picture, she looks like death.- nik

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Alexia Echevarria’s Son Peter Rosello Is An Idiot – Real Housewives Of Miami

November 2, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 206

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik….. WTF is wrong with Alexia Echevarria’s son? Peter Rosello leaves his Facebook open and these photos are all over it? Others even comment to take down the photos of cocaine blatantly sticking out…and he just leaves it since he’s such a “baller”. I once had a friend of mine offer me a great hook up through his dad, AKA Luis, convicted sex offender, before this family had their Real Housewives fame.  This idiot posts these photos/or at least leaves them even after he just turned himself in for posting a video of himself punching a homeless guy in the balls and writing “Because it’s funnnyyyyyyyyyyy,” f*king idiot.  All these wastes need a wake up call. What do you think about showing Alexia what her son has on his Facebook, even though it’s wide open?

Alexia Echevarria is a terrible mother.- nik

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Pervert Jonathan Shmosby Mejia

October 26, 2012 Miami, University of Miami 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik the guy you see in red is the biggest pervert on earth. He sleeps with young teenagers and gets away with it. He recently got this troll you see on the left. I don’t know if she is a teenager or his age (31) but they make the cutest ugliest couple right? I think everyone should know who he is so that other idiots won’t fall for his nasty little tramp. He prays on young girls online and young girls in general.

Must be some kinda promoter.- nik

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Found Out The Girl I Adored Is A Wrestler

October 19, 2012 Miami, University of Miami 3

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I used to train in MMMA with this wrestler girl named “Miss Juliette. I didnt know there is this whole industry for mixed wrestling and girls fighting dudes, or she was a pro, but there is alot of mixed emotions going on with me. Number 1- I heard more than once that she is gay, and if so that is messed up because it seems as every girl who ever came through or took martial arts seriously was a dyke. I try to appeal to her, we have hung out, wrestled, and she has kicked my ass, and we have even went on dates. She just wont sleep with me!! I have showered her with gifts and money, go shopping with her sometimes for her photo shoots, we are pretty close but she gets kind of stand offish when the topic comes up about her full time being my girl friend or actually having sex. I told her I wont give her anymore money, she told me Fuck you.. she has alot of money. And I feel really abused. I feel like a sucker, because why would she spend time with me if she didnt like me too? Am I being used? or what is the big deal, why will she hang out with me, but not sleep with me?, do you think she is gay? Because I keep hearing she is a lesbian and ive seen girls she dated, but most girls these days are bi.

You need to let her go.- nik

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Cindy Prado Is Not Miami’s Favorite

October 7, 2012 Miami, University of Miami 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought you’d find this chica Cindy Prado interesting… .she’s a Miami-based “model.” She’s going on for a couple of years now that’s she’s going to be in SI’s Swimsuit Issue and is constantly posting pics on her Instagram with a free filter from Victoria’s Secret implying she is a model/upcoming model/etc. for them — she’s not. Additionally, she lists her ethnicity as “Cuban/Spanish” and is obviously not smart enough to know that “Cuban” is not an ethnicity — there are black Cubans, Asian Cubans, Lebanese Cubans, and yes, Spanish Cubans. So far, her claim to fame is boning a local “rapper” whose has recorded songs with Jennifer Lopez, Enrique Iglesias and T-Pain (his name rhymes with QuitFull); this in and of itself is not really that much of an accomplishment, as you can see by another post on your site that he will pretty much throw it in everything and anything, including fat girls. She has a nice figure, but her face is absolutely mediocre, even mannish; and she could use some dental work. I’ve never, ever seen her without full makeup (even at the beach) or a photo on her Instagram that isn’t fully airbrushed.

I see stretch marks around the stomach area.- nik

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Does John Koeppel Know About This

September 27, 2012 Dirty Craigslist, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik!!! I just came across Casey Steinberg’s mugshot!  I totally love it and wanted to send it for everyone to see.  I hope John Koeppel is still very happy with his GF that he shares with many in Miami.

John, what is it going to take for you to wake up? Love doesn’t change who a person is.- nik

ALSO SEE: John Koeppel Needs A Bro Check

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Plain Jane Loves Guys With Money

July 2, 2012 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch out Miami….this seemingly innocent plain Jane Carly McCall is the epitome of a club wh*re. She has f*cked every promoter in the business and she will blow any random bro for drugs. She knows no boundaries–has slept her way through all of South Beach and spread her DRDs in the process. You will probably spot her out in the VIP section any night of the week–but don’t be fooled, she didn’t get there because she is a hot piece of ass, as you can clearly tell from her pictures–she is only there because she will f*ck anyone with money. She is hideous on the inside out–don’t let the smoke and lights fool you when you’re out, because she is a washed up wanna-be model who does an absurd amount of Pepsi and still isn’t skinny. She hooks up with any and every guy whether or not they are single and when confronted about it later, just blames it on being “blackout” drunk. She is a dirty bottle wh*re who has slept with every promoter you can think of–she even slept with the deformed creature promoter Purple who has been mentioned before on this site….yes, she is actually that desperate for some Greg. She is a Celtics-loving loser who needs to get out of Miami ASAP because NEWSFLASH–NOBODY likes you/thinks your hot anymore. BEWARE of Carly the scumbucket….this is a psychopathic SL*T who will do anything for attention.

I don’t see the model in her. Maybe some guys in SoBe are so sick of banging hot chicks they want to know what normal feels like?- nik

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The Young And Rich Brazilian Mystery

June 25, 2012 Miami, University of Miami 41

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young, rich brazilian mystery

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I saw this guy in the supermarket and decided to try to find out about him, turns out one of my friends knows who he is, and I managed to get a picture off a friend’s facebook. All I know is his name is Mario Henrique Levinson, studies in UM, doesn’t drink alcohol or do drugs, and usually goes to Mynt. He’s some kind of athlete obviously cause of that hot bod, and I’ve been told he’s been seen with a curvy brunette a couple of months ago and a blonde recently. Anyone care to give more info on this hottie???? I’m dying to find out all about him!!!

You sound desperate.- nik

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