THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miami model Nicole Mejia has recently been spotted on here and numerous sites as of late. She’s a nice looking girl with a great body. Turns out this girl was recently in Kanye West and Jay-Z’s new video for “N*ggas in paris” and now is Kanye West’s newest jumpoff! How do I know? She posted a photo on twitter of herself in a beautiful bathroom which I immediately recognized.. Kanye West’s LA home bathroom. After I looked down her timeline, there it was… “On my way to Vegas” Then followed by “Yeezy world peace about to spin in Vegas!! Ready to bring in the Mew Year!”  Then followed by “On the way back to LA” which was then followed with the twitpic! Poor thing. She doesn’t realize her life has been ruined by another rapper/video vixen story we hear over and over again. Hope she gets a few pairs of shoes out of the humiliation. Check out the pics.

Looks like Kayne’s fish are on vacation.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Sara “Elena”, she went to UConn but transferred after sophomore year to move to Miami, I’m glad she did because there is no way that body looked good in that cold ass weather.  Nik, do you think that was a good move for her?

No, she was a hot chick at UConn, but now she is just average in Miami.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Anna. I think she’s basically perfect.  There is no way you can find something wrong with this girl, and she is from Miami of all damn places, you know how next level we are here.

Who is her friend? Not the creepy fat dude on the bottom… the blonde on top?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik – what do you think about this clown Nevin Shapiro and the info coming out of the U. Apparently, players had abortions paid for and even got free blow and hookers. Not to mention Shapiro put out bounties of $5k+ on players from opposing teams. Sean Taylor (RIP) got a diamond-encrusted $50k dog tag. Sh*t apparently even coaches were getting hooked up. Can you say death penalty?  The dude said he has proof of over 72 players from 2002 and 2010 that he supplied with money and other favors.

This is what happens when you recruit from the Hood. The only way to keep these players happy is to benefit them like real NFL stars.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have the perfect girl for you. My friend Melanie C. She’s a model and former NFL cheerleader. You will not find a flaw.

Why are her arms bigger than her friends… I feel like you are trying to sell me false goods.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cant help but notice your always shutting down posts by saying “get a calender thats so 2000″ so tell us Nik what is in now? in your taste.  Tattoo placement?  Underwear preference?  Hair color?  Hair Length?  Piercings?  Hot hookup?  Drink?  please tell.

You know the world is in turmoil when the toy company Mattel makes Barbies with tramp-stamps. I feel so bad for our youth.- nik