University Of Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

I Can’t Believe She Works There

March 21, 2012 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Jennifer Mason thinks she is some sort of a model and dancer, but as you can see without photo-shop she is one ugly girl, and barely a model. Fake Hair, Fake Boobs, Fake Tan, globbed on layers of make up cheap ass wigs and crappy extensions and she is still so gross. She thinks she is all that because a few nightclubs pay her a 100 bucks a night to dance in her lingerie. But trust me nobody wants to see her waving her nasty sweaty ass with her camel toe sticking out in there face all night long, plus she smells real bad. Whenever she starts to dance near us we can’t help but laugh at her. To make matter worse when she is done with work she comes back out in her cheap ass streets clothes to look for Pepsi and continues to dance her nasty sweaty body all over the place in an effort to find more drugs. Some one needs to tell her to sit down and sober up, because she looks so stupid! You can find her at clubs doing what she calls dancing, but it looks more like a lost retarded cracked out robot. When the clubs close you can always find her after hours at Space, looking for the Pepsi, and with nose like that, you know she loves her Pepsi. She is fugly, she looks like a tranny, and all the girls I am friends with only hang out with her for her connections, we laugh at how dumb she is, none of us like her, she is so pathetic, and such a hot mess. She thinks she looks like a Barbie doll, but I am yet to see a Barbie doll have as much cellulite as this b*tch does, the only thing Jennifer Mason and Barbie have in common is they both have the same cheap fake blonde hair. Supposedly her loser ex-boyfriend Josh Mattey recently got her a boob job to improve her look, But damn he should have fixed that nose and her ugly crooked yellow teeth first. Nik please put this girl on blast, no one wants to see this nasty cracked out, big nosed, stinky sweaty pepsi sloot dancing on top of tables anymore.

I blame Josh for making her look almost like a woman.- nik

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Is She Worth Spending The Rest Of My Life With

March 10, 2012 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever since I started coming to your site, I have been on the search for the perfect girl.  I can’t find anything wrong with this girl, and before I approach her, do you think she is worth spending the rest of my life with?

No, why would want to be with a female whose lower part of her face is wider than the upper portion?- nik

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Miami’s Nicole Mejia Is Kanye West’s New Jumpoff

January 4, 2012 Dirty Predator, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 44

Miami chick Nicole Mejia is Kanye West's jumpoff

Miami chick Nicole Mejia is Kanye West's jumpoff

Miami chick Nicole Mejia is Kanye West's jumpoff

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miami model Nicole Mejia has recently been spotted on here and numerous sites as of late. She’s a nice looking girl with a great body. Turns out this girl was recently in Kanye West and Jay-Z’s new video for “N*ggas in paris” and now is Kanye West’s newest jumpoff! How do I know? She posted a photo on twitter of herself in a beautiful bathroom which I immediately recognized.. Kanye West’s LA home bathroom. After I looked down her timeline, there it was… “On my way to Vegas” Then followed by “Yeezy world peace about to spin in Vegas!! Ready to bring in the Mew Year!”  Then followed by “On the way back to LA” which was then followed with the twitpic! Poor thing. She doesn’t realize her life has been ruined by another rapper/video vixen story we hear over and over again. Hope she gets a few pairs of shoes out of the humiliation. Check out the pics.

Looks like Kayne’s fish are on vacation.- nik

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She Didn’t Belong In Connecticut

October 20, 2011 Miami, The Dirty, UCONN, University of Miami 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Sara “Elena”, she went to UConn but transferred after sophomore year to move to Miami, I’m glad she did because there is no way that body looked good in that cold ass weather.  Nik, do you think that was a good move for her?

No, she was a hot chick at UConn, but now she is just average in Miami.- nik

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Amazing Anna

September 14, 2011 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 21

Amazing Anna

Amazing Anna

Amazing Anna

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Anna. I think she’s basically perfect.  There is no way you can find something wrong with this girl, and she is from Miami of all damn places, you know how next level we are here.

Who is her friend? Not the creepy fat dude on the bottom… the blonde on top?- nik

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The U Is Pretty Much Screwed

August 18, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 27

The U

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik – what do you think about this clown Nevin Shapiro and the info coming out of the U. Apparently, players had abortions paid for and even got free blow and hookers. Not to mention Shapiro put out bounties of $5k+ on players from opposing teams. Sean Taylor (RIP) got a diamond-encrusted $50k dog tag. Sh*t apparently even coaches were getting hooked up. Can you say death penalty?  The dude said he has proof of over 72 players from 2002 and 2010 that he supplied with money and other favors.

This is what happens when you recruit from the Hood. The only way to keep these players happy is to benefit them like real NFL stars.- nik

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You Will Not Find A Flaw In This Tampa Beauty

June 30, 2011 Tampa, The Dirty, University of Miami 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have the perfect girl for you. My friend Melanie C. She’s a model and former NFL cheerleader. You will not find a flaw.

Why are her arms bigger than her friends… I feel like you are trying to sell me false goods.- nik

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Nik, Please Tell

May 25, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cant help but notice your always shutting down posts by saying “get a calender thats so 2000″ so tell us Nik what is in now? in your taste.  Tattoo placement?  Underwear preference?  Hair color?  Hair Length?  Piercings?  Hot hookup?  Drink?  please tell.

You know the world is in turmoil when the toy company Mattel makes Barbies with tramp-stamps. I feel so bad for our youth.- nik

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