THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Mariana Trentini she’s from Coral Gables and she’s gorgeous. She hangs around Victor Bared, Lauren Llanes, and Emiliana Rubio. I need the Dirty Army to spill the beans on this girl I know no ones perfect. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, is this a trick question… her nose is so big she can probably smell the poop inside my body.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by the name of Casey Moore apparently so her parents won’t find her on facebook, my opinion? She’s slept with so many guys she had to change her name. This girl claims she goes to the University of Miami when she isn’t even a student. She has probably slept with all of south Florida, or at least 100 guys by the age of 19 let alone. To top it all off she’s a typical Miami sloot. Knowing shell be on ‘The Dirty’ will probably put a smile on her horse looking face because she loves drama so much. Not only that but she likes guys with girlfriends and then harasses the girlfriends and tells them how ‘she doesn’t give a f*ck because she just loves to f*ck’. She has no class and tells everyone she’s so wealthy, maybe the sex money is paying off? Also, apparently she’s a model and travels the world for photo shoots all the way from England, Amsterdam, France and even Belgium. Yet there is not one picture to prove this. Except for this one *ss shot? Model status or horse status, what do you think?

Modeling and escorting are two totally different things.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just discovered your site, and after reading about your miami posts, i was so surprised this gargantuan creature has yet to be recognized… this dude has frequented in Miami Clubs for 85,000 years, and has loved all of the 3 girls he’s picked up in the process… the club loves him for bringing in the finest of the Us “30k millionaires” to provide bottles on his comp’d table.

This guy has nothing on Gayviator, all his girls are Coconut Grove status.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this girl is Carla F. She runs around Miami, at the U and even on the beach being a total wh*re. She makes her guys feel like they’re the greatest and then talks shit about them. Thinks she’s way too hot for anyone, and then hooks up with strangers for a cigarette. Pretends to be busy with classes but she’s not doing shit. Probably has an eating disorder and looks like she’d break in half on the head board. Nik I beg you to expose this girl for being a 2 faced piece of sh*t.

Sucks when you stretch out as far as you can and still look chunky.  Also, ribbon per guy…I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brock’s chick looks runs in the family I guess. Her Cousin Daniella seems to be developing in her foot steps. Shes so young, but so was Brock’s Chick when she started posting pictures on the internet. I know the whole family (ex). More pictures to come.

Is it just be or does she look a little cross-eyed bird like in the second image?- nik