Ashley Flores Is Amazing

March 23, 2011 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami, Would You? 41

Ashley Flores... Would you?

Ashley Flores... Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ashley Flores. She by far is the hottest girl we have at Umiami. She is a Miami heat dancer, and one of the hottest models I have seen yet in Miami. Not to mention she is a cool ass chick, always hanging out. and with all her success outside of school she still beats out my gpa in class. My question to you is would you nik?

Answer: No, I always use the J-Lo scale when it comes to hispanic girls in Miami. Ask yourself, “Is she hotter than Jennifer Lopez.”= NO.



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Nasty Sloots Running Around Miami

February 24, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Miami, University of Miami 4

Nasty Slu*ts Running Around Miami

Nasty Slu*ts Running Around Miami

Nasty Slu*ts Running Around Miami

Nasty Slu*ts Running Around Miami

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two nasty wh*res from the University of Miami are running around in public in the displayed outfits… basically their bras. They are not cute enough to pull this off! Their names are Demi Halmoukos (brunette with the horse face) and Addison Courtney (blonde that DESPERATELY needs to go to the gym, and see jenny craig). Can somebody PLEASE call these girls out on acting like the town bicycles (you know where everyone gets the ride…and you might pick up the gift that keeps on giving), and on walking around thinking that they are hot sh*t when they look like this. Ew. I’m sorry anyone has to stomach pictures of these girls but it’s really for the greater good.

I blame the person who told her that she could pull of wearing that.- nik



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Would You With Mariana Trentini

February 20, 2011 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami, Would You? 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Mariana Trentini she’s from Coral Gables and she’s gorgeous. She hangs around Victor Bared, Lauren Llanes, and Emiliana Rubio. I need the Dirty Army to spill the beans on this girl I know no ones perfect. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, is this a trick question… her nose is so big she can probably smell the poop inside my body.



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Casey Moore Thinks She Has Everyone Fooled

January 17, 2011 Miami, University of Miami 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by the name of Casey Moore apparently so her parents won’t find her on facebook, my opinion? She’s slept with so many guys she had to change her name. This girl claims she goes to the University of Miami when she isn’t even a student. She has probably slept with all of south Florida, or at least 100 guys by the age of 19 let alone. To top it all off she’s a typical Miami sloot. Knowing shell be on ‘The Dirty’ will probably put a smile on her horse looking face because she loves drama so much. Not only that but she likes guys with girlfriends and then harasses the girlfriends and tells them how ‘she doesn’t give a f*ck because she just loves to f*ck’. She has no class and tells everyone she’s so wealthy, maybe the sex money is paying off? Also, apparently she’s a model and travels the world for photo shoots all the way from England, Amsterdam, France and even Belgium. Yet there is not one picture to prove this. Except for this one *ss shot? Model status or horse status, what do you think?

Modeling and escorting are two totally different things.- nik



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Baseball Douche And SoBe Promoter Charged With Rape

January 13, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 26

BaseBall Douche and Sobe Promoter charged with Rape

BaseBall Douche and Sobe Promoter charged with Rape

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik we have here the buttcakes of south beach. Meet Garett Wittels high school baseball star and Jon Oberti local promoter 30k milli douche bag. They brag about picking up all the sloots and having all the money in the world. They have been accused for putting pills and girls drinks in the past and now the truth comes out. What are your thoughts on Rapists? Click Here To Read Full Story

The worst part is that the girl was only 17.- nik



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Aspiring Gayviator

December 2, 2010 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 21

aspiring gayviator

aspiring gayviator

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just discovered your site, and after reading about your miami posts, i was so surprised this gargantuan creature has yet to be recognized… this dude has frequented in Miami Clubs for 85,000 years, and has loved all of the 3 girls he’s picked up in the process… the club loves him for bringing in the finest of the Us “30k millionaires” to provide bottles on his comp’d table.

This guy has nothing on Gayviator, all his girls are Coconut Grove status.- nik



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Miami’s Equestrian Girl Rides Anything

October 11, 2010 Miami, University of Miami 0

Miami's equestrian girl rides anything

Miami's equestrian girl rides anything

Miami's equestrian girl rides anything

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this girl is Carla F. She runs around Miami, at the U and even on the beach being a total wh*re. She makes her guys feel like they’re the greatest and then talks shit about them. Thinks she’s way too hot for anyone, and then hooks up with strangers for a cigarette. Pretends to be busy with classes but she’s not doing shit. Probably has an eating disorder and looks like she’d break in half on the head board. Nik I beg you to expose this girl for being a 2 faced piece of sh*t.

Sucks when you stretch out as far as you can and still look chunky.  Also, ribbon per guy…I decided.- nik



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Brock’s Chick’s Cousin At The University Of Miami

August 3, 2010 Brock's Chick, Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 31

Brocks chicks cousin.

Brocks chicks cousin.

Brocks chicks cousin.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brock’s chick looks runs in the family I guess. Her Cousin Daniella seems to be developing in her foot steps. Shes so young, but so was Brock’s Chick when she started posting pictures on the internet. I know the whole family (ex). More pictures to come.

Is it just be or does she look a little cross-eyed bird like in the second image?- nik



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