THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, former Kentucky starter Michael Porter — who was with the team from 2006 to 2009 — was arrested early Tuesday morning and put into a Lexington jail on charges related to sex acts with minors. The information is still coming out, so the story is in its initial stages, but what we do know, according to Lex18.com, is that the 25-year-old Porter allegedly was inappropriate with a 15- and a 14-year-old girl. He met the girls while doing community work at a church. He was a “group leader”, which sends a shiver down your spine. Porter was charged with six counts of sodomy and two of outright sexual abuse.  What the hell is wrong with this guy?  God is sending him straight to hell.

He should tryout for the Nuggets.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think my guy friends are obsessed with Julia Bond, since they saw her on “Jerry Springer”. This girl isn’t really pretty? Whats with the tattoo on her belly button, I’m kind of confused about why men would pay to see this girl have sex? She’s definitely a Porta Potty too. She has a daughter, and she still does all these things.. Please help me understand what makes Julia Bond sexy!

What ever happened to EVE?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, I don’t have any crucial diehard information about anyone at the moment. However I too have come asking for advice. I went to college in a small school in Lexington Kentucky, and currently work in Cincinnati. I work in the hotel business and can’t help but think that some one with my credentials in this business would be so much better off outside of Cincinnati and somewhere.. well else.  This somewhere else is the great mystery in my life at the moment. I am 24, 100% single, and have nothing keeping me here other then a lease on a house that expires in June. With that said I am tired of the mid-west but don’t want to start over again.  I want to stay in the hotel business but looking online all I can find in the service and hospitality industry is ads for strippers dancers and portapotties. I want to get out of this area and head west looking for bigger and better things.  Where do you suggest for good jobs in the service / hospitality industry. Im currently working for the #1 hotel in my brand, I know for a fact that you know a lot of people and you were the most connected person I could think of. Any tips, tricks, names or phone numbers that you could give me to help me get out of this dismal land of girls in need of cellan and +2′s? I want a place where I can work, and party hard without having to worry about there being literally a handful of girls who are worth my while. Is Scottsdale a good bet? LA? Vegas? Or somewhere else entirely.

Move to Scottsdale.- nik