THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK! You going to post this sh*t or what? GRITTY DIRT. The kind YoU LoVE! B GUILTY! She’s back!!! Britne Gregg didn’t learn from her last appearance on The Dirty and considering Patrick Patterson and Daniel Orton are now in the NBA her stock has risen too! She is your typical spoiled, dumb country girl who thinks orange = tan and loves chasing some jerseys. Britne has been around the block, she first dated Daniel Orton, who loves sex too much for her to still be a virgin. Claims every UK basketball player is her best friend and has branched out to other schools, like begging Scotty Hopson and Dominique Fergueson, to text her. Her most recent conquest, UK freshmen, Terrence Jones, Like Orton enjoys his sexual activity. Her speciality is giving head and boob sex. Horny yet boys? She begs athletes to come over and for what, studying? She isn’t a complete idiot, she knows what she is doing by inviting them. Sex. She’ll give it out to any guy in Blue. They want money, she got it for them too. Clothes washed, she doubles as a maid! She’s stepped her game, talking to UK players families trying to get an “in” with whoever she can, friends of players and managers too; as far down as Brad, Coach Calipari’s high school age son. She is obsessed with Patterson’s Dad, his Mom, and jumps at the chance to take a picture with any family member. To her sidekick, Kelsey, get out! She only wants groupie friends. Britne’s #1 is Patrick Patterson however. For a virgin, she is good at sexting. They don’t help her “good girl” image! She should watch who she sends pictures to, they have been forwarded. Ms. Gregg thank god for your boobs…wait, unless they are fake too? Patterson’s been caught slipping..Maybe this will knock some sense into him; Pat, you are just one of many! Her roster includes many of your former teammates. Cut all ties now! Her cover for her UK sports obsession is that she is a sports journalism major. Nice try, honey, it’s not fooling anyone (I’ve seen her News broadcast, she sounds like a dumbass) Mom and daughter are dying for Britne to become a basketball wife and by the looks of it she would fit right in on that show. Her mommy is just as bad: buying, cleaning, serving players hand and foot. She doesn’t work because of a car accident years ago, so guess she has some extra time on her hands; on Facebook more than a 13 year old girl! Like mother like daughter, they both like younger men, tanning, and are praying for a free ride! All in all Britne Gregg has taken over as reigning jersey chaser of Lexington.
Patrick Patterson is such an idiot. Didn’t you learn from Brett Favre never to text pictures of your penis to a girl. Deadspin, email me if you want the Purple Crayon without hearts. DIRTY ARMY, please click the image to see some good action.- nik