THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my beloved Hoosiers knocked off UK last weekend and then I have to come online to read this story about some busted “Playboy” model who was injured when “idiot” fans rushed the court. At first I felt bad for her because I thought they had stepped on her face, turns out, it was just her ankle and she’s always looked like that.
Let me guess… she is suing the school for millions?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miss Kentucky holding a teddy bear. For some reason I find this funny as F*ck.. obviously she knows how to hold a Greg, I have to ask you… Would You?
Answer: No, I am not a fan of her reach-around.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Allie Halley. And no. That is NOT her real name. She doesn’t know who her dad is. I go to school with her and unfortunately was her best friend for quite some time. She is sneaky and conniving. She roams around Kentucky trying to sleep with everyone. Her chin is indented. It looks like a toilet. She thinks she is the hottest thing around town. She runs around bragging that she had an eating disorder but now in Kentucky she has put on a good 30-40 pounds. This girl is the definition of white trash. What do you think?? She also tries to sleep with Carolines boyfriend, her best friend. She has slept with a MINIMUM of 20 guys here. GET HER TO LEAVE!! her own sorority hates her.
What British chick doesn’t look like a horse, there’s really no shocker there.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Strong! This is Heather. From Pippa Passes Ky. Met this sloot around 2 years ago. Slowly started being around the same social circle about 2 weeks of that and it’s all it took. I won’t lie at first the +2′s got my attention and kept my interest for about 3 months until I found out this girl was sleeping with anyone who had medication that started with the word “oxy”. Anyways, the past couple month’s I have noticed how all these guys seem to think she is the most beautiful creature on the planet. She is dirt, she’s slept with numerous of her mother’s boyfriends as well as Professors at her “Christian” college. Nik, bring this girl down to size, she has at least 5 different porno’s circulating from drug dealer’s who keep her nose dirty. By the way, she claims she is sober now I guess she means sober from everything thing besides xanax and roxicodone.
I wonder if she goes to a Pharmacy school?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, LeBron is in Lexington practicing with UK basketball team; he either really likes his UK shirt, he saw someone he liked across the room, it was still early in the morning, or he heard he was going to be on TheDirty.com.
I am pretty confident that the baby is not his.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley Sky, a model. Her boobs are REAL and she has the perfect body and face. I think she’s already signed with Elite, and although I think she’s gorgeous, what do you think? Would you?
Answer: Already been there… the face is more manly in person.
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