THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kalynn Nicole Preece. Eastern Kentucky is where the hottest women are at.
Answer: No, this horse can probably eat an apple in one bit with that mouth.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kalynn Nicole Preece. The 21, almost 22 year old is the hottest girl to ever come out of the state of Kentucky! She’s a bikini model and also does pageants from time to time. You know I’m going to ask, WOULD YOU?! I mean, who in their right mind would not?!
We are looking at the same legs, right?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jasmine. 5 foot nothing but chubs. Whoever told her being short was the same as being small was plotting against her. She underdresses, lets her flab hang out, wears outreagously obvious wigs, and has a gap you could drive a train through– or a d!ck. that’s what she’s know for. Gold digging is her second passion. She recently got knocked up and spent her 8 months out partying. I think Nikki would be disappointed. Pictured is her sidekick Amber who is equally as needy, slootty, and desparate as Jasmine. The hood wants their queens back.
They are definitely no barbies.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl, Amanda Mertz is so fake its pathetic. She’s a “Maxin hometown hottie” and a Hooters girl. She spends her life doing beauty contests that she NEVER wins, and flaunting her pics to fat old men on Facebook. She claims to be a nurse, but never graduated from community college. She untagged all of her “before” before photos on facebook because she doesn’t want anyone to remember the REAL her. So, after the fake eye contacts, fake hair extensions, fake teeth, fake tan, fake boobs, fake nose and crash dieting…would you Nik?
Answer: No, I found one of her BEFORE pictures (first image). I do have to say Amanda is a major Scam, but I love her work.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl once called herself “Lil’ Lynndee,” but she’s not so lil’ anymore. She’s particular put on some weight on her chest, and she wants to show that to everyone, apparently.
Did she pluck her eyebrows like that just for her costume?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a TRUE STORY. Artose Pinner played in the NFL for 6 years (bench warmer) He speaks as if he is a man of God but is very condescending and very manipulative. If you are “lucky” enough to meet this man, you will meet his representative, dont be fooled. He is BROKE! This man will act like he doesn’t want your money and before you know it, be taking it! He is very good at what he does and it may take a while, but he will con anyone who cares for him! He just had a baby with a woman that he was engaged to and “in love” with and he left her! He has not met his child but he claims to LOVE kids and be “uncle of the year”! He took tons money from his pregnant girl and has yet to pay it back or pay a dime of child support or return any of her calls! His baby was born sick, 3 months ago and he STILL has not contact the mother to see if there was anything he could do, though she reached out plenty! He cheats! He lies! He will meet women online and tell them ANYTHING to get them naked and on a web cam! This man is a loser. The irony in all of this is, he is writing a children’s book series! He wants to be a mentor! (I do have photos of him and his ex girl. She keeps her page public. This is his baby. Could be his twin. I just dont know if you would be interested in photos of either for this site. And I also feel sorry for her.)
I am not going to post images of the child… it is not fair to him that his father is a Scumbag.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This heffer here is named Rachael C*. She is the biggest whore in a hundred mile radius of Lexington, Kentucky. Beginning in high school Rachael has always craved for attention. After flunking out of the community college she was forced to go to Spencerian College where she took her skankness to a whole other level. You may be thinking how could this ugly fat girl get sleep with so many different people??? She is just proof that beer goggles really do exist!
No comment, just laugh and enjoy.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was not sure whether or not to submit this to the Dirty Athlete section or the University of Kentucky but I have been spotting the Macho Man Randy Savage all over Lexington with women galore. This is starting to get frustrating because he slept with my ex and next time I see him out he is liable to get his ass kicked. Do not worry I have plenty of more pics of this guy to come and I am hoping he makes it as a Dirty Celeb soon enough. As you can see in the pictures above he was on stage with Nappy Roots at their concert, been at all the UK football games, and even at the local Racetrack getting wasted on Natural Light and then passing out in the parking lot later that day. I am pretty sure that he has a pretty serious Pepsi problem as well, because he is constantly yelling “Oooooh Yeahhhh” and “Brother” to everyone at the bars all night long and never takes his sunglasses off. Something is seriously wrong with this guy, his career ended years ago and he is washed up. Please put Macho on blast and tell him to go back to the retirement home he belongs in.
Be careful because I heard the Mach has DRD.- nik