THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kalynn Nicole Preece. Eastern Kentucky is where the hottest women are at.

Answer: No, this horse can probably eat an apple in one bit with that mouth.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jasmine. 5 foot nothing but chubs. Whoever told her being short was the same as being small was plotting against her.  She underdresses, lets her flab hang out, wears outreagously obvious wigs, and has a gap you could drive a train through– or a d!ck. that’s what she’s know for. Gold digging is her second passion. She recently got knocked up and spent her 8 months out partying. I think Nikki would be disappointed.  Pictured is her sidekick Amber who is equally as needy, slootty, and desparate as Jasmine. The hood wants their queens back.

They are definitely no barbies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl, Amanda Mertz is so fake its pathetic. She’s a “Maxin hometown hottie” and a Hooters girl. She spends her life doing beauty contests that she NEVER wins, and flaunting her pics to fat old men on Facebook. She claims to be a nurse, but never graduated from community college. She untagged all of her “before” before photos on facebook because she doesn’t want anyone to remember the REAL her. So, after the fake eye contacts, fake hair extensions, fake teeth, fake tan, fake boobs, fake nose and crash dieting…would you Nik?

Answer: No, I found one of her BEFORE pictures (first image). I do have to say Amanda is a major Scam, but I love her work.