University Of Kentucky | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

More Neck And Arm Hair Than Her Guys

November 5, 2010 University of Kentucky 3

Fat Ho

Fat Ho

Fat Ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This heffer here is named Rachael C*. She is the biggest whore in a hundred mile radius of Lexington, Kentucky. Beginning in high school Rachael has always craved for attention. After flunking out of the community college she was forced to go to Spencerian College where she took her skankness to a whole other level. You may be thinking how could this ugly fat girl get sleep with so many different people??? She is just proof that beer goggles really do exist!

No comment, just laugh and enjoy.- nik

+ Submit More Info 3 Comments

Macho Man Randy Savage Is All Over Lexington

November 3, 2010 Dirty Athletes, University of Kentucky 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was not sure whether or not to submit this to the Dirty Athlete section or the University of Kentucky but I have been spotting the Macho Man Randy Savage all over Lexington with women galore. This is starting to get frustrating because he slept with my ex and next time I see him out he is liable to get his ass kicked. Do not worry I have plenty of more pics of this guy to come and I am hoping he makes it as a Dirty Celeb soon enough. As you can see in the pictures above he was on stage with Nappy Roots at their concert, been at all the UK football games, and even at the local Racetrack getting wasted on Natural Light and then passing out in the parking lot later that day. I am pretty sure that he has a pretty serious Pepsi problem as well, because he is constantly yelling “Oooooh Yeahhhh” and “Brother” to everyone at the bars all night long and never takes his sunglasses off. Something is seriously wrong with this guy, his career ended years ago and he is washed up. Please put Macho on blast and tell him to go back to the retirement home he belongs in.

Be careful because I heard the Mach has DRD.- nik

+ Submit More Info 6 Comments

Slept With Every Player On The Kentucky Wildcats Basketball Team

July 27, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, University of Kentucky 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I happened to be walking into the Lexington mall and ran into Morgan G*tt the biggest purple crayon chaser on campus, too my surprise she seemed pretty confident even though shes gone through all the gregs on the Basketball team my question for you Nik, is how beat does a bottle rat have to be before a purple crayon turns them down?  And if her family ever find out that she literally slept with every guy on the team they would disown her in second.

Well her family is finding out now and in college all athletes want to do is have sex… it doesn’t matter what you look like.- nik

+ Submit More Info 38 Comments

Fat Dance Crew

March 1, 2010 Dirty Cheerleaders, University of Kentucky, Would You? 26

Fat Slut

Fat Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is Elizabeth R** of Lexington Kentucky. This girl attends the University of Kentucky and used to be on their dance team but was kicked off because shes a whale. She is now a member of the Fillies a loser arena football team. These girls are beat and gross. Shes a golddiggin sl*t to the poor guy in the photos who prob now has more stds than he could ever imagine having. She is a bartender at this bar i used to go to and she thinks she owns that place walking around like shes the sh*t. I also have heard recent knowledge that she has an std that she has given to quit a few people who have then given it to others what an epidemic!! shes discusting and this h*e needs to be put on blast! I mean really look at that gut in her so called danceteam picture….more like beat Bi*tches picture. Come on nik seriously would you with this nasty mexican sl*t?

Answer: no.  There is a reason they took the photo from far away.

+ Submit More Info 26 Comments

D is for

February 16, 2010 University of Kentucky 9

D is for....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – Meet D.   D is for Derek. It is also for “douche bag”, “dark year-round” and “damn, get a wardrobe with some f*cking sleeves.” This guy is the poster child for the Banana Boat self-tanner. He likes his teeth too white, his skin too dark and his Ed Hardy t-shirts too tight. Most importantly the dude wears make-up. Seriously. His look is the curious (or bi-curious) amalgamation of guido fashion with guidette eye liner. You’ll know him by his pose, the one where he instinctively points to the camera every time its about to flash as if you don’t fucking know where you are. Its the verbal equivalent of “how you doin?” and Derek has it mastered. And we haven’t even touched the hair. Then again, would we want to even if we could? D should also be for Da Vinci cause this guy is a modern day mane artist. His brush: a $150 Chi Straightener. His paint: a fistful of bedhead gel. His canvas: a head full of hair so overrun with product it is the last safe haven from the UV rays he blasts himself with three times a week. Sorry ladies he’s taken…by two girls. Good news for Derek is that his make-up collection just doubled..

Guys clearly batting for both teams.  I bet he is really self conscious about his flapped ears.- nik

+ Submit More Info 9 Comments

Clouds For Obama

October 7, 2009 Nashville, The Dirty, University of Kentucky 3

Clouds for Obama

THE DIRTY ARMY: Road Trip in Ky. Thought the Clouds were so nice ..What do you think Nik?

That view is beautiful… I didn’t know Kentucky had scenery like that.- nik

+ Submit More Info 3 Comments

We Get It, You Were A Cheerleader

September 19, 2009 Dirty Cheerleaders, The Dirty, University of Kentucky 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Adam. I met him last year when he came up to me at a bar and said “i’ll do a back flip if you pay me $10″. I said no thanks and of course he did one anyway. Everytime he goes anywhere he picks girls up to show how strong he is. I personally think he’s trying to hide that he’s gay. I could have posted atleast 80 pictures, but i just picked the first ones that I found. This guy also loves Ed Hardy. It’s actually kind of sad because he doesn’t seem to have a clue that he is a douche bag.

Any guy that approaches you wanting to do a back flip for money or for free is for the Gays.  I decided.- nik

+ Submit More Info 2 Comments

Beautiful Tiffany

August 4, 2009 University of Kentucky 2

*Beautiful Tiffany and her Beautiful Parents*

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Tiffany Tr*l*ck AKA *Beautiful Tiffany*, according to her myspace. She really thinks she is hot sh*t. She has lived where I live, for 2 years and brags that she has had sex with 27 guys! Her fiance is currently in jail, charged with Rape in the 3rd degree and Intimidating a witness. Seriously, I saw this picture of her and her parents, uhm, white trash maybe?

Guaranteed white trash, Dad is still rocking the 80′s porn stash, Mom looks like a meth head for sure, and does she have a food stamp on her forehead?


+ Submit More Info 2 Comments