THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was not sure whether or not to submit this to the Dirty Athlete section or the University of Kentucky but I have been spotting the Macho Man Randy Savage all over Lexington with women galore. This is starting to get frustrating because he slept with my ex and next time I see him out he is liable to get his ass kicked. Do not worry I have plenty of more pics of this guy to come and I am hoping he makes it as a Dirty Celeb soon enough. As you can see in the pictures above he was on stage with Nappy Roots at their concert, been at all the UK football games, and even at the local Racetrack getting wasted on Natural Light and then passing out in the parking lot later that day. I am pretty sure that he has a pretty serious Pepsi problem as well, because he is constantly yelling “Oooooh Yeahhhh” and “Brother” to everyone at the bars all night long and never takes his sunglasses off. Something is seriously wrong with this guy, his career ended years ago and he is washed up. Please put Macho on blast and tell him to go back to the retirement home he belongs in.
Be careful because I heard the Mach has DRD.- nik