THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl once called herself “Lil’ Lynndee,” but she’s not so lil’ anymore. She’s particular put on some weight on her chest, and she wants to show that to everyone, apparently.

Did she pluck her eyebrows like that just for her costume?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This heffer here is named Rachael C*. She is the biggest whore in a hundred mile radius of Lexington, Kentucky. Beginning in high school Rachael has always craved for attention. After flunking out of the community college she was forced to go to Spencerian College where she took her skankness to a whole other level. You may be thinking how could this ugly fat girl get sleep with so many different people??? She is just proof that beer goggles really do exist!

No comment, just laugh and enjoy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is Elizabeth R** of Lexington Kentucky. This girl attends the University of Kentucky and used to be on their dance team but was kicked off because shes a whale. She is now a member of the Fillies a loser arena football team. These girls are beat and gross. Shes a golddiggin sl*t to the poor guy in the photos who prob now has more stds than he could ever imagine having. She is a bartender at this bar i used to go to and she thinks she owns that place walking around like shes the sh*t. I also have heard recent knowledge that she has an std that she has given to quit a few people who have then given it to others what an epidemic!! shes discusting and this h*e needs to be put on blast! I mean really look at that gut in her so called danceteam picture….more like beat Bi*tches picture. Come on nik seriously would you with this nasty mexican sl*t?

Answer: no.  There is a reason they took the photo from far away.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – Meet D.   D is for Derek. It is also for “douche bag”, “dark year-round” and “damn, get a wardrobe with some f*cking sleeves.” This guy is the poster child for the Banana Boat self-tanner. He likes his teeth too white, his skin too dark and his Ed Hardy t-shirts too tight. Most importantly the dude wears make-up. Seriously. His look is the curious (or bi-curious) amalgamation of guido fashion with guidette eye liner. You’ll know him by his pose, the one where he instinctively points to the camera every time its about to flash as if you don’t fucking know where you are. Its the verbal equivalent of “how you doin?” and Derek has it mastered. And we haven’t even touched the hair. Then again, would we want to even if we could? D should also be for Da Vinci cause this guy is a modern day mane artist. His brush: a $150 Chi Straightener. His paint: a fistful of bedhead gel. His canvas: a head full of hair so overrun with product it is the last safe haven from the UV rays he blasts himself with three times a week. Sorry ladies he’s taken…by two girls. Good news for Derek is that his make-up collection just doubled..

Guys clearly batting for both teams.  I bet he is really self conscious about his flapped ears.- nik