Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Marilee Guinan Scammer

May 22, 2013 Las Vegas, Utah 0 7,612 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik You gotta tell all of everybody about this bad kitty roaming the borders back and forth from Lost Wages to the Big Slick. She is crafty and talks a mean game of powerful friends and larger than life deals. However, she is a twisted up ex-mormon chick that is Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs! A down right parasite. She recently took my friend for $2500 in fradulent room charges at Red Rock and is now wanted for felony forgery. She has also left a bloody trail in Utah. We need to protect the army from this walking disaster and cut the head off the serpent. I’ll know you do the right thing. Oh, first time, long time…6’2″ 195. Thanks Nik.

That’s a big chick.- nik



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SLC Slore

February 15, 2013 Salt Lake City, Utah 5 7,738 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: katie weddington i went to high school with this bitch i have never met someone who was willing to fck me within the first five minutes of knowing me. she got pregnant in high school and pretty sure she doesnt even know who the dad is. i dont even think she takes care of her kid either, her family does. i recently heard thru the grapevine that this girl claims she is a “sex addict” and that she has slept with over 300 people. her standards are so low she even fcks her “friends” boyfriends and husbands. FCKING WHORE! beware fellas this hoe is nasty as fck, you dont want to get a

Someone should pre-occupy her with a vacuum, that room looks nasty.- nik



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Penrose Prescription

December 10, 2012 Seattle, Utah 0 9,382 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Madison Kaye Penrose aka Maddie Penrose and her boy friend Devon Jurado have created a nice corner of the market for themselves by sel**ing prescription pills to the desperate Mormons of Salt Lake. Maddie works at Valley Mental Health and brags about stealing from them. She also uses her moms job at Dixie Regional Medical Centerto get her hands on more pills. Devon then uses his connections from University of Utah to sell on campus with Maddie. This is how Maddie is paying for her DUI and a brand new house she claims came from “making it big” in the music world. This girl also uses sexy acts to help expand her “market” plus I think shes just an attention whore and desperate for anyone to call her pretty. Watch out though word on the street is she’s been passing drd around. I just hope this girl’s parents can step in and get her some help her mother claims to be a conservative Mormon but enables Madison at every turn. Obviously something went wrong at home to make her this self destructive.

Connections at a place they couldn’t get into…- nik



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University Of Utah Football Player Beau Burton Bit Off American Junkie General Manager’s Thumb

November 26, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Utah 221 9,470 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Beau Burton from AZ and now plays football for the University Of Utah.  He was back in town for Thanksgiving just like most college kids.  Anyway, he went to Junkie on Wednesday night and a huge fight broke out and Beau ended up bitting off the GM’s thumb.  It was crazy to see and I wish I would have gotten some pictures of that.  This guy needs to get arrested or something, who the hell does that.

Pictures came in of the thumb. I refuse to post them out of respect for Sonny and because the bone/blood showing will make you throw up. This animal Beau Burton bit off Sonny Thurman’s thumb to the first knuckle. Sonny is missing about 2 inches of his thumb and will be handicapped for the rest of his life.- nik



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Maddie Penrose DUI

October 18, 2012 Dirty DUI, Salt Lake City, Utah 0 8,533 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this “holier than thou” Mormon girl that blew me and my buddy with out even knowing our name at a party. She gets wasted off her ass and tries to get as many guys to fck her up the ass as she can. I am surprised a video isn’t floating out there on the internet. I found this sluts mugshot. The dumb btch thinks shes going to get a record deal and is hot shit cuz she got rejected on American Idol a couple times. She dives a piece of shit car and acts like she’s made it “big time” anyways found her mug shot, guess the gigs up about her being a good girl.

She’s not real confident with that sharpie is she.- nik



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Would You

October 17, 2012 Utah, Would You? 8 6,608 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Would you? Why or why not?

Answer: No, shapeless jaw, refund gap and of course being a ginger n all.



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