Utah | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Penrose Prescription

December 10, 2012 Seattle, Utah 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Madison Kaye Penrose aka Maddie Penrose and her boy friend Devon Jurado have created a nice corner of the market for themselves by sel**ing prescription pills to the desperate Mormons of Salt Lake. Maddie works at Valley Mental Health and brags about stealing from them. She also uses her moms job at Dixie Regional Medical Centerto get her hands on more pills. Devon then uses his connections from University of Utah to sell on campus with Maddie. This is how Maddie is paying for her DUI and a brand new house she claims came from “making it big” in the music world. This girl also uses sexy acts to help expand her “market” plus I think shes just an attention whore and desperate for anyone to call her pretty. Watch out though word on the street is she’s been passing drd around. I just hope this girl’s parents can step in and get her some help her mother claims to be a conservative Mormon but enables Madison at every turn. Obviously something went wrong at home to make her this self destructive.

Connections at a place they couldn’t get into…- nik

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University Of Utah Football Player Beau Burton Bit Off American Junkie General Manager’s Thumb

November 26, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Utah 225

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Beau Burton from AZ and now plays football for the University Of Utah.  He was back in town for Thanksgiving just like most college kids.  Anyway, he went to Junkie on Wednesday night and a huge fight broke out and Beau ended up bitting off the GM’s thumb.  It was crazy to see and I wish I would have gotten some pictures of that.  This guy needs to get arrested or something, who the hell does that.

Pictures came in of the thumb. I refuse to post them out of respect for Sonny and because the bone/blood showing will make you throw up. This animal Beau Burton bit off Sonny Thurman’s thumb to the first knuckle. Sonny is missing about 2 inches of his thumb and will be handicapped for the rest of his life.- nik

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Maddie Penrose DUI

October 18, 2012 Dirty DUI, Salt Lake City, Utah 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this “holier than thou” Mormon girl that blew me and my buddy with out even knowing our name at a party. She gets wasted off her ass and tries to get as many guys to fck her up the ass as she can. I am surprised a video isn’t floating out there on the internet. I found this sluts mugshot. The dumb btch thinks shes going to get a record deal and is hot shit cuz she got rejected on American Idol a couple times. She dives a piece of shit car and acts like she’s made it “big time” anyways found her mug shot, guess the gigs up about her being a good girl.

She’s not real confident with that sharpie is she.- nik

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Would You

October 17, 2012 Utah, Would You? 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Would you? Why or why not?

Answer: No, shapeless jaw, refund gap and of course being a ginger n all.

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TS Backpage Slore

August 14, 2012 Las Vegas, Utah 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Trans sexual Backpage Wh*re from Utah is a drunken mess, he/she a sloppy whore who jumps from pimp to pimp claiming them as her boyfriends she loves the purple crayon loves all the attention and thinks he/she dog is he/she real kid find he/she on every escort site.

Typical Mormon.- nik

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Douchebag In Utah

May 30, 2012 Utah 3

Douchebag in Utah

Douchebag in Utah

Douchebag in Utah

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag is Marcelo Veizaga. He moved to Utah from Florida after he spent a year in jail for possession/distribution of c*caine, marijuana and other controlled substances. He looks like a juiced up gorilla that needs to stop sticking needles in his *ss. Put this loser on blast.

Not juiced up, just fat.  He’s real good at sucking in and pea-cocking his chest.- nik

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Aaron Cary Farris From West Jordon Utah; Beware Woman

May 30, 2012 Salt Lake City, Utah 12

Aaron Cary Farris from West Jordon Utah Beware Woman!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Last year my friend met this ass on myyearbook. They hit it off, until he was asking for money to pay for his rent, food, cigarettes, school clothes for his son and the list goes on. He uses the line I died in 2005 and my son called 911 and saved me, this is Aarons line to make woman feel sorry for him. Anyhow we went to Utah to meet in person etc and he did 3 tats on me and did the choppiest job ever, I had to get them redone. He borrowed $160 from me told me he wanted to borrow it to get my friend a ring then he asked her for money to pay for rent on the property his trailer was on. He stole her GPS and never repaid her at all, he uses his son to play games with the woman he reels in. Aaron likes to tell all about his exes and thinks all woman want him and r obsessed with him meanwhile he has nothing to offer any woman. lol He also puts down all his soooo called friends and disses them every chance he gets when they r not around. Calls them dirty mexicans. But when he wants somethhing all of a sudden they r the bestest ppl around. Woman in Utah should beware of this lowlife who uses woman for whatever till he has what he wants then he goes to his next victim.

Not many people are proud of looking like an ape…at least they can provide themselves with their own food.- nik

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I Can’t Get Her Out Of My Head

March 10, 2012 The Dirty, Utah 24

What do you think?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I think this girl is beautiful tell me what you think.  Because since the first time I laid my eyes on her, I cannot stop thinking about her.  She really makes me melt inside and is just the perfect woman.  Don’t even say she needs +2′s because she definitely does not.

They have Mexicans in Utah?- nik

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