Utah | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Deadliest Snach

March 2, 2012 Cougars, Reno, Utah 12

Deadliest Snach

Deadliest Snach

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nikki, Jaime Lee Layng. This girl is one of the Nastiest whores in all of Reno. She has the fcking c**. She a stupid little girl who thinks shes the fuking sht when shes not. She a little craddle robber fcking 15 year olds when shes 19. She a slippery slope of a pssy, smells like the rotten chicken of the sea. She wears the same 3 pairs of underwear weekly She is a second year sinior that cant even spell her own name right. Her name is Jaime not Jamie. She will shove any dick down her throat without a second thought about it. Shes a lying little cnt that doesnt give a fck about anyone else but her self. She will talk sht about her sister and the people she is closest too her. She will litterally shake her ass in public and not give a uck. She gave a lap dance to a 60 year old man for ten dollors. She fcks on sight, she says shes clean and all but shes not she a dirty little whore. DONT TRUST THIS STUPID ct..

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Dirty Slore Mama

December 7, 2011 Utah 0

Dirty Whore

Dirty Whore

Dirty Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lady here is AJ Lonehill this B***h is a mother of a 2 yr old boy. Sweet kid i have been friends with her for almost a yr and a half she would rather do dope and snort c*ke and mth then take care of him. When the two of us were living together with a friend, me n the friend came back from paying bills to her doing m*th in our living room with her son on the couch in front of her! Is that not just f****d up! This woman deserves to be on the Dirty she has earned it!

Snap some pictures next time, I think that’s the only way this train wreck will learn.  She’s too high to remember anything spoken, a picture will do nicely.- nik

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I Won’t If You Won’t

May 19, 2011 Salt Lake City, Utah, Would You? 8

I wont if you wont

I wont if you wont

I wont if you wont

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Been a DA strong for years and ever since I found your site I will only take your opinion. I live in SLC and I have submited a few girls to you over the years to get your opinion and so far your right about every single one of them. I just got divorced from the one you tried to warn me about so I need something solid. I found this girl on FB and she seems down to earth, lovin the tats, but I have yet to talk to her.. She seems to not care what others think.. but I need full detail on what you think.

Then don’t, this one will come back to haunt you.  Especially since you met her online.- nik

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See Not All DJ’s Are On Drugs

May 18, 2011 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Utah 15

SCOOBY: Nik, so I was hanging with Devin the Dude yesterday in Newport. He told me that Kaskade (JV’s favorite DJ) is Mormon. I was like yeah right. I would know if he was Mormon! Anyway, did some research and its true!!! He even went to BYU and served a 2 year mission in Japan. So he’s like a real one, not a fake one like me. Read another article that said he’s never had a drink in his life. Crazy considering he DJ’s at the top clubs in the world and most of his fans are e-tards. Lol.. Sh*t is crazy!

He is still a Jacked Mormon in my book. There is no way Joseph Smith would be down with Kaskade promoting un-marital sex and laced drugs thru the rhythm of his DJ beats.- nik

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Double Dream Feet

May 8, 2011 The Dirty, Utah 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik how have you not had this on your site yet.  You guys were all over double dream hands man, how do you like his new addition Double Dream Feet.  This ones a little harder to keep up with and a little more embarrassing, he pushed his gayness to the limit in this one.

You have to love the Mormon religion for this creation.- nik

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I Don’t Know Who She Is

April 18, 2011 The Dirty, Utah 5

I Don't Know Who She Is

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have no clue who she is and I have no clue where she is from but this photo doesn’t look to be photoshopped. This girl looks absolutely perfect. What do you think? Who is she? Surely someone in the dirty army knows!

She looks like she is from Utah and is an unmarried virgin.- nik

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Crazy Utah Horse Thinks She’s a Model

March 21, 2011 Utah 2

Crazy Utah Horse Thinks She's a Model!

Crazy Utah Horse Thinks She's a Model!

Crazy Utah Horse Thinks She's a Model!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Haley. She’s Insane. Her facebook profile has said that she’s widowed or divorced, depending on the day. She says she goes to a college she’s never set foot in and her birth year is stated as 1938. In real life she’s a 18 year old brat who says she’s “Utah’s Next Top Model” when in reality her big long horse face and HUGE growth of a mole on her lip makes her REALLY REALLY ugly. She throws fits on photo shoots that she’s not getting paid for but says she is. She isn’t a good model, does not photograph well and most people do not understand her high level of insanity until after she has used you up and taken advantage of you in every way possible! PLEASE call this horrible model out simply to warn the people who actually DO anything in the industry to STAY AWAY. You’ve been warned!  Am I wrong on the Horseness of this girl?

Is that a drd scar on her mouth?- nik

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Thinks She Is A Model

March 8, 2011 Salt Lake City, Utah 34

Thinks she is a model? What do you think? DISGUSTING!

Thinks she is a model? What do you think? DISGUSTING!

Thinks she is a model? What do you think? DISGUSTING!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Bree Rowan. She is a total sloot. Decided one day she was a lesbian the next she is not. She run’s around Utah thinking she is so HOT. And she posts her pictures on Facebook all day long. And gets TONS of comments saying how hot she is. She’s always putting posts up about how she has a new shoot in Vegas and how its her job and she gets paid. BUT everyone I know can’t understand who would shoot this sloot, and why anyone would think she is so hot. She is a perma fried ecstacy junky. Who just loves to rave and f*ck random guys. She blows my mind. I would just LOVE to know what you think?

She probably just changes her sexual orientation depending on what trash will sleep with her that day.- nik

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