THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This is Ashley Cr** of Salt Lake City. You can guess which one she is I am sure if you are looking at the Ronald Mcdonalds and Long Head Clan she sports. She is a total caker and is a Jack Mormon like the rest of them. Party then go to church. Would not want to be her on judgement day. I knew her back in her Frat Rat days but now she has moved onto anybody that will accept her for her Ronald Mcdonalds and bad hair. Would you Nik?

These horses are a different breed in Utah…I bet this one could fit that whole glass in her mouth if she opened up fully.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik THE BRUNETTE HER NAME IS ARIANA THE BLONDE WHITNEY….CAN WE SAY OVER USED SLOOTS AND HORSE FACE? BOTH CAN’T KEEP THEIR LEGS CLOSED NOR CAN THEY FIX THEIR FIVE HEADS, HORSE FACES, AND NASTY SELVES. SO HERE IS A NEW HORSE FOR THE UTAH STABLE SAY HELLO TO ARIANA. AND AS FAR AS WHITNEY? SHE IS A NASTY B*ITCH AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH ANY GUY THAT WILL F*CK HER! OH AND LET ME WARN UTAH SHE HAS HAD OR DID HAVE THE CLAP AS FAR AND OFF AND ON FOR 6 YEARS. SO IF YOU HAVE TOUCHED, GET YOUR D*CK CHECKED. NIK, BOTH THESE GIRLS NEED TO CLOSE THOSE LEGS, GET BRACES, AND/OR GRAB SOME VAGASIL!

Sloots + Horses = Utah.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Brittany Wil**lm is a psycho with no friends because no one likes her or can stand her lying ways. She is fat and still thinks she is a hot girl and tries to flaunt her self to any man willing at the bar she works at. She always acts like she is the hottest thing ever but SERIOUSLY look at her face she looks like she got sh*t on. She has had sex with numerous guys and never tells them about how many partners she has had. She says she doesn’t have hardly any girl friends, because they all get so jealous of her looks and body. She’s lied about being pregnant to get attention and try to get back with her ex…she may look pregant b/c she is fat but she isnt! She also lied about having cancer so people would feel sorry for her. She still obsesses over her ex by emailing him and stalking him even though he’s married to another woman! SHE IS MARRIED to a GAY man so people won’t think he is a pedophile b/c he works with kids!

I never trust anybody who look like they can fly, aka you look like a bird.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Utah should be an abandoned state and everyone that isn’t mormon should jump ship and try making it in a better state BUT we do have a few girls that are amazingly beautiful. I cant let the trash from Utah that has been submitted thus far be the face of Utah! Meet Erica G. I went to high school with her and she was a sweet girl back then, and still is! I’m sure you’re thinking the girl lives in a tanning bed, but she’s half black! Thats why she has a pretty color and not oompa loomp looking! The only work she’s had done are her +2′s! She is by far the prettiest girl in Utah!! I know you have a ball n chain now, but would you with this brunette!?

Answer: No, she shoulda got braces to hold those horse teeth back.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik  This is Monica Sa** AKA “Saxy Dreamr” as she calls herself, from Utah/L.A. She thinks she is a model/actress, but she is a short fatass and not cute enough to ever make it in the biz. She looks like she’s 50 years old, no joke. She thinks she’s famous and gorgeous, when in fact she looks like a used up old hag. She is as DUMB AS A ROCK and a f*cking slut. She preys on married men and is obsessed with getting married. Psycho bitch that obsesses over old boyfriends that are now married. She is a dirty Mormon slut. She is from American Fork, Utah, but currently lives in the Los Angeles area.

If your modeling shoot is on a picnic blanket then you should probably look for another job.- nik