THE DIRTY ARMY: This is mel hol**’s 3rd appearance on your site. This time the stink, x-mormon, sl*t acquired a sweet DUI/Hit and Run on her record over the past summer…i think she needs a mayjor intervention. Nik, what are your thoughts?’
I think it’s a shame she is bringing the red cup down as she crash and burns.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Kelsey is so mean to every other girl. She puts other people down to try to make herself feel better about her scummy (fake blonde hair) look. She deserves all the bad karma in the world for how much shit she has talked about EVERYONE. Sorry Kelsey, just because you moved to Utah doesn’t mean the people there will like you anymore than us Chicagoans. You’re a dumb bitch and I hope you’re enjoying having everyone (including your best friends) turn on you.
That dog is more visually appealing than her.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: (celebrityclubber.com) Hey Nik, I guess everyone wants to be a guido these days, Check out these pics of Bill Gates getting down
Yeah I was at Sundance that night. Bill Gates was doing more then just fist pumping, he must be a huge Jersey Shore fan (wife check?).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik best costume ever? what do you think? my buddy in utah.
You didn’t have to tell me he was from Utah… I could tell from the pinky finger.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dustin B**genwald of Clearfield, Utah. Notice his initials stand perfectly for D-Bag! This guy is the biggest D-bag I know! He is 22, living at home with his mom and brothers who he treats like sh*t. Has a job as a shuttle driver for a small town club called Bogey’s. I’m his ex thank god. but i supported him for 9 months while working my ass off to pay his bills while he stayed at my house and jacked off, watched porn, ate, and slept all day. He cheated on me with his ugly ass ex and used me, beat me, pulled out his shotgun and pointed it at me because he didn’t want me wearing makeup, choked me, hit me, etc. He acts like he’s the sweetest guy ever and then his true bipolar, psycho personality shows behind closed doors.
Man, I knew Mormons had closet secrets, but this shuttle driver takes the cake! Also, judging from his downgrade in women he must be going blind.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, No words. Please tell her to STOP spray tanning! She is neon.
I actually think she needs to go darker… she is in that weird in-between orange phase.- nik
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