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Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Thinks She’s Hot

June 29, 2011 Utah State 3 7,913 Views

She thinks she is Hotter then HOT!!

She thinks she is Hotter then HOT!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet another Sally from the Valley…Seems like there are a few Slooty Sally’s in Utah!! Well this is Sally Knowles from the Valley and works in Ogden.She is soo conceited.She thinks she is all that and more!! She has Nothing going for her!! She went to 2 different colleges but dropped out, and now a trade school.She had a daughter she gave up for adoption and she is proud of it! Shouldn’t have gotten knocked up slooty b*tch. She walks around talkin about how she hates kids!! I think she became so conceited because she is a spoiled brat and money must be buying her friends.She should spend it on a nose job!! She loves to brag about her daddy getting her drug dealer boyfriend off of his drug charges after he was caught smuggling from Cali and dealing in UT (He only served 1 month, and now is on work release). She is also adopted, probably why she had no problem giving her baby up too. She loves being a B*TCH and she is proud of it!! She thinks her actions are excused because she warns people that she is a b*tch first. She is an alcoholic and crackhead who blames her addiction on her biological parents. “Its in my genes” I think when they say Gemini’s are 2 faced it must be true.Because she is a 2 faced B*TCH!! You never know when she will be nice or a B*TCH for the day!! She is not worth anyone’s time because she will just try to use you and abuse you!

Her nose job money will go to a DUI…just saying.- nik



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Typical Utah

September 8, 2009 Dirty TV, The Dirty, Utah, Utah State 16 8,257 Views

I have a feeling that this video submission will not make funniest home videos.



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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30 5,122 Views

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

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If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Booze Reform Coming To Utah

June 23, 2009 The Dirty, Utah, Utah State 11 5,769 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Beginning on July 1, Utah is reforming its woefully outdated liquor laws in an attempt to both enter the 21st century and woo much-needed tourism revenue. Totaling 187 pages of legalese, the overhaul comes in two parts and will help break down the state’s notorious “Zion Curtain”:

A: Like the rest of the nation, mixed drinks throughout the state will now contain 1.5 oz of liquor as opposed to a mere 1 oz of liquor.

B: More importantly, bars will no longer have to be “private clubs” in order to serve customers. Previously, drinkers had — yes, it’s true — to fill out an application and pay a fee in order to be served in a bar.  Hence — wink, wink — members of a club.

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How hard was that?  Next will be Gay Marriage and then maybe in 17 years Iran might see freedom?- nik



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White (Trash) Wedding

June 10, 2009 Utah, Utah State 1 8,532 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow, kegstands at a wedding!  What every little girl dreams of….oh, and check out his for the gays hair cut.  Stay classy, Utah!

I would be getting wasted too if I married a girl from Utah.- nik



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Scared Knock Out

May 13, 2009 Dirty TV, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Villanova, Virginia Tech 0 8,203 Views

That guy must have done time. Looks like repressed memories of people sneaking up on him.- nik



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