Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Jack Mormons

April 21, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State, Would You? 7 7,934 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik forget those two hood rats on the right..what do you think about the exotic looking on, Erika, on the left??

I think her armpit fat is a sign she is on team muffin top.- nik



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Beached Whale

April 17, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State 3 6,840 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that whale is Ogen.  This girl is the most sexual girl ever, in a bad way, she thinks people actually want to sleep with her and will talk dirty to complete strangers.  This girl pretty much has her legs open for anyone she should have a sign on her door and anybody who wants to can come on in and get theirs real quick can.  Cause she obviously lays in bed all day anyways.

I think that other girl needs to run before she gets eaten.- nik



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The Don

April 16, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State 9 0 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy wnats to be referred to as the don.  Guess he is some kind of gangster or something, wierd cause I didn’t really think so.  This is some fat nerd kid Jaun who thinks he is some king mac daddy pimp he is totally obsessed with himself, he is a nobody and has nothing going for him.  Nik doesn’t this guy intimidate you with that hat on, he must be real SGM.

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Real SGM don’t wear hats made by the elderly.- nik



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Pro H*e

April 15, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State 1 6,745 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sherreef.  This girl is the biggest sl*t ever.  She has probably slept with half the guys at school, she goes from one guy to their  friend to the next group of guys and so on.  This girl is obsessed with porn she watches more porn then guys and you would think she would learn something from them, unless she just likes to pretend to be a virgin and like she doesn’t know what she is gunna do.  Warning to guys wear a rubber, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Looks like someone already didn’t. Nice baby bump.- nik

 



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Sheckler Hearts Mormons

April 14, 2009 Dirty Athletes, Utah, Utah State 5 7,316 Views

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Why does he always looks like he is dressed in his big brother’s clothes?- nik



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THE DISH

April 10, 2009 Utah, Utah State 2 8,704 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here she is …all natural. Utah’s finest in my opinion.

All natural blubber. Just Sayin’.- nik



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