Pro H*e

April 15, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sherreef.  This girl is the biggest sl*t ever.  She has probably slept with half the guys at school, she goes from one guy to their  friend to the next group of guys and so on.  This girl is obsessed with porn she watches more porn then guys and you would think she would learn something from them, unless she just likes to pretend to be a virgin and like she doesn’t know what she is gunna do.  Warning to guys wear a rubber, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Looks like someone already didn’t. Nice baby bump.- nik

 



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Sheckler Hearts Mormons

April 14, 2009 Dirty Athletes, Utah, Utah State 5

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Why does he always looks like he is dressed in his big brother’s clothes?- nik



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THE DISH

April 10, 2009 Utah, Utah State 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here she is …all natural. Utah’s finest in my opinion.

All natural blubber. Just Sayin’.- nik



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Real Or Fake SGM?

April 8, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, is the douche in the heart sweatshirt real or fake sgm??

FAKE SGM: Real SGM don’t have partys with fat chicks in their garages.- nik



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Guitar Queero

April 7, 2009 Utah, Utah State 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these losers have a little garage band and think theyre bad asses. they pull nothing but ugly tail and drink cheap ass beer. i swear they all think theyre rock gods in their own mind.

I bet you their biggest acievement as a band is beating level 3 of guitar hero.- nik



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I Think He Still Lives With His Parents

April 4, 2009 Utah State 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, the saddest part of this picture is that this guy is 26 years old and looks like he’s 13. he takes pictures like this and puts them on his myspace every day. wierdest thing Ive ever seen. i think he still lives with his parents too..

He looks like an emo Harry Potter.- nik



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Is Utah For the Gays?

April 1, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State 5

 

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy in the vest, Travis, is for the gays, don’t you think? Note the shirtless vest attire, and his friend’s attempt at SGM. He goes around hitting on people’s girlfriends and claims he runs the scene in Utah. Its not like Utah has any game anyways, but…put this guy on blast. 

Notice the definitive lack of females? 100% For the Gays.- nik



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Silence Please

March 31, 2009 BYU, Utah, Utah State 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this kid is Aaron is a sh*tty wannabe rockstar, he tries way too hard.  He is trying to live the rockstar lifestyle and figures the more chicks he bangs the more fans he will get, no matter how fat or beat the chick is.  He thinks he is amazing, his music sucks and getting drunk at his shows makes it even worse.  This dude is a nerd.

You will always fail if the frontman looks like he has a Touch of Downs. Just Sayin’.- nik



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