THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, is the douche in the heart sweatshirt real or fake sgm??
FAKE SGM: Real SGM don’t have partys with fat chicks in their garages.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these losers have a little garage band and think theyre bad asses. they pull nothing but ugly tail and drink cheap ass beer. i swear they all think theyre rock gods in their own mind.
I bet you their biggest acievement as a band is beating level 3 of guitar hero.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, the saddest part of this picture is that this guy is 26 years old and looks like he’s 13. he takes pictures like this and puts them on his myspace every day. wierdest thing Ive ever seen. i think he still lives with his parents too..
He looks like an emo Harry Potter.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy in the vest, Travis, is for the gays, don’t you think? Note the shirtless vest attire, and his friend’s attempt at SGM. He goes around hitting on people’s girlfriends and claims he runs the scene in Utah. Its not like Utah has any game anyways, but…put this guy on blast.
Notice the definitive lack of females? 100% For the Gays.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this kid is Aaron is a sh*tty wannabe rockstar, he tries way too hard. He is trying to live the rockstar lifestyle and figures the more chicks he bangs the more fans he will get, no matter how fat or beat the chick is. He thinks he is amazing, his music sucks and getting drunk at his shows makes it even worse. This dude is a nerd.
You will always fail if the frontman looks like he has a Touch of Downs. Just Sayin’.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this wh*re is Samantha. She wears about 1 lb of make-up, she draws her eyebrows on and she is thin as a pencil. She is a washed up model who can’t kick her drug addictions and is just a gold digger looking for a trout.
I bet those gorilla hands have strangled a few Gregs in their day.- nik