THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Crystal a sloppy old drunk. She believes she is a cougar and will hit the town every weekend to go get picked up by someone. Unless the guys are totally despirit she is turned down because she is too drunk stumbling around falling everywhere, or just because of how hideous she is. This old frog should stick to where she belongs which is far away from mankind and stop spreading STD’s.
This is the grossest thing I have seen in awhile.- nik
That van is like a human pinata.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Nick. He used to live in the Bay Area in California, and now resides in Utah. He is a total tool. I’m pretty sure that most that know him would agree. He is under the mistaken impression that he is a Cowboy. He is the type of person that blows up stories to make himself seem like he is coolest person to ever walk the earth. He is a spoiled, overweight, alcoholic brat, who’s daddy bought him into College. One of the most manipulative, lying, SOBs I know. Get this dude some crest white strips and send his ass to rehab.
I think that chick plays nose tackle for SDSU.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK. THIS IS BRITTNEY. SHE CHASES EVERY PHONY MMA FIGHTER IN THE GREAT STATE OF UTAH. PUT HER ON BLAST!!
I bet this guy has been mourning all week.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Aubrie thinks she is one of the hottest girls in the state of Utah. One of my friends hooked up with her and said she was one of the worst lays he has ever.
She needs to watch out for that photo creeper who wants to cheat on his lady.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this skeez (melanie) is the biggest alcoholic sk*nk everrrr! supposed to be MORMON, but instead a MORON…this fugly b*tch used to be my friend until she tried repeatedly to get with my boyf…(he rejected her oodles of times)…desperate? … whenever this sl*t goes out her goal is to : drink to oblivion and then spread her wealth of STDs.
I think she could be the Jack Mormon poster girl. Dirty Army get me some more Intel.- nik
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