InCase You Didn’t Know
Alcohol + Douche Bag = Recipe for FAIL.- nik
Alcohol + Douche Bag = Recipe for FAIL.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jen from Ogden. Do you think she has what it takes to be in the Dirty Derby or live in your stables?
Slap some +2s on her and we’ll see what her Quarter time is.- nik
The gift that keeps on giving.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hzve seen these two guys all over town. I moved here to Utah to get away from all the freaks and f@gs. Why can’t they just go to Cali with the rest of the gays?
They aren’t gay. That’s just how emo kids say hi these days.- nik
“I am learning a lot in school and working real hard.”