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Suroosh The Douche

January 17, 2014 Richmond, VCU 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Allow me to introduce one of the biggest douche bags the Richmond and tri-city areas have to offer. Egotistical, Self Absorbed, Lying, Deceitful, and Self Centered Assholes you’ll ever meet. This balding piece of shit thinks he’s God’s gift to women. He sleeps with anything that walks and has a pulse. Tells a girl whatever it takes and exactly what they want to hear just in order to sleep with them. At his age he shouldn’t have an impotency problem but sadly enough he does. Likes to prey on younger girls who are more naive and fall for his bullshit and lies. If you have ever came in contact with him I’d advise getting tested. He’s got a burning case of the derp that’s as flaming hot as the pic on here. Do yourself a favor ladies avoid this Douche AT ALL COSTS

His room doubles as the gym and liquor cabinet…oh I get it, he sleeps on the couch.- nik

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Drunken Coug

November 11, 2013 Vancouver, VCU 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this 40 yr old is so dirty, she sucks guys off for c*ke. Her profession is trying to be famous for anything dhe can, she threatened to wring a childs neck once. This bitch is insane. She loves flaunting her old nasty fake tits. This broad has 5 dogs and charges her ex child support for them. She is a real dirt bag. Forgot to mention the fact she mixes her drunk driving with the coke and tranquilizers she takes. This broad has some serious problems with harassing people. She should be in an insane assylum. She claims to have been in the running up for miss canada, she should be in the running for worlds biggest coke slut. Nik get this coke head some help.

Squishing your cheeks in like that makes you look retarded not skinny.- nik

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Neelam Alnoor is Dirty

August 22, 2013 Vancouver, VCU, Washington DC 52

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Neelam alnoor is one of the biggest sluts around the nova area. Her family just denied my best friend Wasim Talib who was going out with her for 4 years. The reason why was that he was Punjabi and that there family would spit on Pakis if they proposed there daughters. And I don’t know why they even have a Pakistani restaurant which isn’t even that good. And I know many other guys who also banged this slut. She talks to 3 to 5 guys at a time just looking for attention. The world needs to know about this slut she also probably needs a drd test just to make sure she’s not spreading her diseases. Know this girl who also cheated her way through Marymount never studied for any test. And because there family thinks they are rich they think everyone else is lower than them. So all my desi people watch out for this slut. Even when you think about proposing her.

If they still hold that mentality they should move back to their country.- nik

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The Desperate Chicks

May 15, 2013 VCU, Washington DC 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this slut is the most desperate slut you will ever meet. Shes a fat Hippo that needs to be sent back to the jungle in a cage. She claims shes a good girl but really shes the biggest bopper you’ll meet. she tells everyone she’s still a virgin but this slut lost her virginity in middle school to her best friend’s ex. Ever since her boyfriend and her broke upr she will not give up to win him back. She’s stalked him and made her friends call him up and ask him to take her back. she even showed up to his mothers house. She looks like the alien Alf. She has the size of a ants brain even though shes the size of an elephant. Someone needs to hand this bitch a Big Mac.

That line should be straight.- nik

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Berry West Wicked Six Creep

February 28, 2013 Richmond, VCU, Virginia Beach 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: ahhh  nikthe good old berry west photographer for wicked six creeps around hat factory and canal club. He is in his late fortys or early fiftys. he creeps on young girls at the club that are 18 and 19 year olds. girls younger then his own daughter…. he also does private photo shoots of these girls and they are the most tasteless cheesy photos you could see.. when trying a private photo shoot he will do what ever he can to get you to do dirty things and get naked but also will show off your pictures to guys hes friends with at the club… people should really stay away from this creep show who likes to act 21 and make a living off humiliating these young girls!! I hope there all over 18! check him out on facebook he is the biggest joke

Raves are all ages, which makes it worse…- nik

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Nasty Merci

January 8, 2013 Vancouver, VCU 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well this is Mercedes she a dirty drug addicted sloot, she walks around vancouver thinking she is the hottest model out there, when really she is just a dirty sloot that loves to stick needles in her arm, watch out for this girl. she likes to say shes isint on drugs, hahah what do you think?

She went wrong in so many ways.  Crappy tats, ugly cheeks studs and uncared for body.- nik

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The Definition Of A Slore

December 18, 2012 VCU, Winnipeg 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is a total sloot! Her name is ALYSSA PRINCE. I know it sound’s pretty straightup , but she sticks her ass out in every pic and she even pushes her breats together to make herself look like she’s actually got a set of boob’s! This nasty btch acts like she is your best friend,but she is one of those nasty ass little hoes your mama warned you about that wants your man.She is an alcoholic tramp ass who only cares about herself.will step on whoever she wants to get what she wants.shes the one that would fck anything and any one shes has 2 kids that she cant even take care of thats how low she is cant even be there for her kids just letting her kids sit in cfs now thats so low of a girl to do she likes to go out and be a drunk ass hoe to any guy out there so sad i would say and she so hurting and she trys to be like shes something but shes just a lazy ass girl that cant even get a job and try get her kids back thats what i call a loser i would say this chic stright up skuzz when shez drunk she goes after chicz bf she needz to get a lesson.

I see 3 bra straps, that’s the definition of a ‘mock top’.- nik

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The Mole With No Morals

November 7, 2012 Richmond, Richmond- CA, Richmond-BC, VCU 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Melina Keranovic is the dirtiest, most ratched skank whore youll ever meet. Bitch jumps on eveything with a kurac (dick). Shes got no morals, and then trys to act like shes your friend. No bitch, no one likes you. She sucks more then a fcking hover. Avoid at all costs, this drd infested shit rag.

Remove the wig and she’d look identical to that dude in Lord of The Rings, the ranger dude.- nik

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