THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I tried curly hair…..didn’t work. You thought I had a nose job. I have not had any surgery, so do my eyes have any redeeming qualities??? I won’t complain, I love the fact that you have high standards……just trying to reach them!!

You have a long way to go because your face looks very handsome. Eyes are quality though.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can’t find it in your heart to like hair that is a little bit curly?  Because curly is better.

Curly sucks and is not sexy. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok this guy goes by the name John or Johnny his real name is BRAXTON and he’s either italian/puerto rican, or lebanese/italian…. basically he’s a pathological liar, he’s an american all white claims to be mixed. He also claims to have bounced for clubs all over dc, new york, or miami, he hasn’t ever bounced in Miami or New York. He is also a freaking predator and will take home any grenade and “raw dog” them, he also has an DRD of lumps on his penis. This guy claims to own a few gyms and be a personal trainer which he is not, this guy lives at home with his mother. He lies about his age so don’t believe anything he says, hes 22 yrs old, trying to get into any club for free like he knows everyone when in actuality he doesn’t know shit. You’ll see him around M.I.A., LIMA, CURRENT, OPERA, and EDEN…. Look out for this wannabe guido! Hes not from NEW YORK, he memorized street names and claims to know the place like the back of his hand…. this guy is a fraud don’t believe his ass.

The Ed Farty board shorts explains it all.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, self post for your opinion. You always say nose job before +2′s… Although I already accomplished the +2′s, should I have gotten the nose job before the plus 2′s?

It looks like you already got a couple nose jobs that went south. I’m guessing you are the Soccer Mom that goes around telling people your nose is real.- nik