VCU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Setting The Record Straight

June 7, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Pittsburgh, The Dirty, VCU 51

Setting the Record Straight

Setting the Record Straight

Setting the Record Straight

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik–Just submitted a pic asking you if I had any redeeming qualities. I have been DA Strong forever and I totally expected the comments. I really wasn’t offended by any. But a few of the people commenting had questions about my body, needing pics with no make-up etc. So I have added a few. I do have inner thigh gap, but I no longer wear shorts, skirts, bikinis, etc (with the exception of vacation) because of some very profound scarring on my legs. I am a former police officer and I was working undercover, as a prostitute no less, and when I made the deal with a perp the cover team rolled in and the guy took off in reverse knocking me to the ground face down. My shirt got caught on the door and I was dragged for a couple of blocks in reverse and when he put it in drive, he ran over both of my legs. No complaints, I can walk, talk, heck….I’m alive and doing really well after three years of physical therapy. It took about 8 hours to get the gravel out of my tummy and legs, but I was so happy my +2′s came out unscathed!!!! So hopefully this will answer some questions and of course I know the offensive comments will still be headed my way:) The original photo is included…..PS….Press is beautiful.

That is an amazing story. Now focus on your arms, they are too heavy for me copper.- nik

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Any Redeeming Qualities

June 4, 2012 Pittsburgh, The Dirty, VCU 22

Any Redeeming Qualities

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I tried curly hair…..didn’t work. You thought I had a nose job. I have not had any surgery, so do my eyes have any redeeming qualities??? I won’t complain, I love the fact that you have high standards……just trying to reach them!!

You have a long way to go because your face looks very handsome. Eyes are quality though.- nik

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You Really Hate Curly Hair

June 1, 2012 Pittsburgh, The Dirty, VCU 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can’t find it in your heart to like hair that is a little bit curly?  Because curly is better.

Curly sucks and is not sexy. I decided.- nik

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Johnny Braxton Is Your Typical Douchebag

April 9, 2012 VCU, Washington DC 4

Wannabe Trainer, Guido, Italian.... Pretty much Everything LMAO

Wannabe Trainer, Guido, Italian.... Pretty much Everything LMAO

Wannabe Trainer, Guido, Italian.... Pretty much Everything LMAO

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok this guy goes by the name John or Johnny his real name is BRAXTON and he’s either italian/puerto rican, or lebanese/italian…. basically he’s a pathological liar, he’s an american all white claims to be mixed. He also claims to have bounced for clubs all over dc, new york, or miami, he hasn’t ever bounced in Miami or New York. He is also a freaking predator and will take home any grenade and “raw dog” them, he also has an DRD of lumps on his penis. This guy claims to own a few gyms and be a personal trainer which he is not, this guy lives at home with his mother. He lies about his age so don’t believe anything he says, hes 22 yrs old, trying to get into any club for free like he knows everyone when in actuality he doesn’t know shit. You’ll see him around M.I.A., LIMA, CURRENT, OPERA, and EDEN…. Look out for this wannabe guido! Hes not from NEW YORK, he memorized street names and claims to know the place like the back of his hand…. this guy is a fraud don’t believe his ass.

The Ed Farty board shorts explains it all.- nik

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Nose Job Before +2′s

April 6, 2012 Philadelphia, The Dirty, VCU 20

Nose Job Before +2s

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, self post for your opinion. You always say nose job before +2′s… Although I already accomplished the +2′s, should I have gotten the nose job before the plus 2′s?

It looks like you already got a couple nose jobs that went south. I’m guessing you are the Soccer Mom that goes around telling people your nose is real.- nik

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Everyone Loves Zarlasht Undercover Badi

January 9, 2012 VCU, Washington DC 1030

Everyone Loves Zarlasht Undercover slutbadi

Everyone Loves Zarlasht Undercover slutbadi

Everyone Loves Zarlasht Undercover slutbadi

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is really cute, shes the only afghan girl living in the Northern Virginia Area that has managed to hide her dirt well. I mean i know she dated some guy she stole from her friend Ruba Akhtar, but i mean every girls had at least one boyfriend right? Her brothers are Wahab and Tawab Ebadi and they have LITERALLY screwed every girl in Virginia!!! They’re such low lives, zarlasht is cute but has the BIGGEST attitude, I think her brothers deserve this, here she is guys finally UR SISTER ON DIRTY. Now u should think twice before posting other girls . So anyways Nik i know u have very selective taste, so WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, her muffin top bump is bigger then her lady bumps.

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Neelam Zai Is So Innocent

January 9, 2012 VCU, Washington DC 89

Neelam hoe hoe Zai is so innocent =)

Neelam hoe hoe Zai is so innocent =)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, PLEASE PLEASE put this girl on BLAST! THIS GIRL SWEARS SHES A VIRGIN AND HAS NEVER BEEN TO A CLUB IN HER LIFE! She loves TALKING about girls and forgets how big of a slore her and her “best friend” SONYA GAKK( who is already on dirty) are..they’re such a joke!! They both talk sh*t about one another to people and we just laughhh. NIK this girls had a thing going on with her bffs ex bf. I mean theyr’e such f*ckd up friends! And Neelam we allll know u screwed WAHAB, TAWAB, AKBAR BAHER, JAWAAAIIDDDDD and many more! No ONE IS BUYING UR VIRGINITY story! Get the f over ur fat self u ugly SLORE! 2 faced Bi**h!

Someones buying it alright.  I’m sure its advertised on about a dozen sites.- nik

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Would You With Richmond Hottie Lisa Opie

December 27, 2011 Richmond, The Dirty, VCU, Would You? 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all know you love blondes… obviously you married a hot ass one.  Anyway, I’m sure you think here in Richmond we have no hotties, but Nik don’t forget this is the home of Night Rider.  Here is a smoking hot, young and sexy brunette for you.  I have to ask Nik, would you?

Answer: She is cute for a normal looking chick. I need more intel if I am going to take one for the team. Strange from Richmond does not sound sexy to me.

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