VCU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

VCU Super Soaker

November 11, 2011 Richmond, VCU 3




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alana Abdul Hafiz. I don’t even think i have to explain myself on this one. The photos should do all the talking. I knew her in High School when she was about 16, hitting up the local night clubs screwing every willing promoter that could pull enough strings to allow her & her friends to drink illegally. As you can see, her friends aren’t much either. In College she got dumped by her long term boyfriend because she couldn’t keep her legs closed, “Freshman 15″ is an understatement. Now she gallops around campus thinking her sh*t doesn’t stink, when only a handful of people know shes been cheating on her recent boyfriend for over a year now with a guy shes obsessed with back in her hometown Ashburn. Nik, what do you think of the webcam pics by the way?

At least she cropped out her stretch marks…I’d like to know how her pits end by the middle of her boobs, what up with that.- nik

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Never Come Back To Richmond

September 20, 2011 Richmond, VCU 6

Never come back to Richmond

Never come back to Richmond

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ariel. She moved to Richmond to go to VCU and her life spiraled down once she arrived. She went from being a cute girl from California to a fat alcoholic in debt who failed out of VCU and whose parents made her move home to work at a grocery store in the middle of nowhere. Everything about this girl’s life is tragic now. Every time she drinks she pees her pants and will black out and wake up in strangers beds. Never once has she gotten her p*ssy checked out by a doctor so god only knows what this b*tch is carrying. She wants to move back to Richmond but she needs to STAY AWAY and stop taking pictures of her nasty tits.

Doctors visits cost money, remember she does work at a grocery store.- nik

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This One Needs a Reality Check

March 7, 2011 Richmond, VCU 7

This One Needs a Reality Check and, you Nik!

THE DIRTY ARMY: She thinks her shit doesn’t stink but in reality, she needs…a major nose job, boob job, butt lift, a real tan, therapy, counseling….every enhancement possible. But we need you to tell her like it is (the truth) so she will wake up and better herself by making a change, for the better.

She doesn’t need any enhancements cause it would be a waste.- nik

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Would You

February 17, 2011 Richmond, VCU 2

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with this girl? She’s sweet and smart.  No one has nothing bad to say about her, but her attitude makes her much more beautiful then most sexy girls that you see.

Answer: No, she has saggy cheeks and undoubtedly an even saggier body.

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Langfords Biggest Trash

February 15, 2011 Vancouver, VCU 106

Langfords Biggest Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick thinks shes the hottest sh*t around & recently started thinking shes some sort of model. Really shes only just Langfords dirtiest little pepsi h*e. Would you do her Nik.

Leaning forward won’t make your gut any less visible.- nik

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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, No It’s Just Another Douche Bag

April 30, 2010 Richmond, VCU 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I begin with this one again….Im doing this out of pure hatred. This complete tool-bag Tom goes to VCU. Calling girls obscene things while he struts his muscles around thinking his $hit doesn’t stink and while banging out every girl within arms reach (I dont know how or why) and being the biggest d-bag trying to be like his hero, Tucker Max, he fails. LMFAO! He belongs on the Dirty. Nik, help us out on this one!

Keep trying to be like Tucker Max, he is a tool box just like anyone who is following his douche like ways.- nik

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Warning: Potential Health Hazard

April 27, 2010 Richmond, VCU 3

Warning: Potential Health Hazard in the Richmond, KY area

Warning: Potential Health Hazard in the Richmond, KY area

Warning: Potential Health Hazard in the Richmond, KY area

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Carina: Warning!!! Potential Health Risk!! There has been a recent sighting of a Richmond Guard sk*nk loose. If you or anyone you know has come in contact with this trash, go to your nearest health clinic IMMEDIATELY for evaluation. She has been known to snort ibuprofen just to have something up her nose. She’s a massive PEPSI wh*re with no sexual preference. She has been known to sleep with men or women, and possibly a dog or two. She’s supposed to be overseas fighting for our country and instead she’s screwing KaHaled Mudar Allkiud, aka Peace. Not to mention the other men that pay her in PEPSI to sleep with them.  Considered everyone warned.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Lesbos like her fighting for our country.- nik

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I Am Coming To Richmond Virginia B*tches

April 15, 2010 Richmond, The Dirty, University Of Virginia, VCU 0

This city loves to hate me more than any other.  I am pumped to drink your wine and sacrifice your women.

Come kick it with me at Lucky Buddha… Get your IMMUNITY!

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