THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Carina: Warning!!! Potential Health Risk!! There has been a recent sighting of a Richmond Guard sk*nk loose. If you or anyone you know has come in contact with this trash, go to your nearest health clinic IMMEDIATELY for evaluation. She has been known to snort ibuprofen just to have something up her nose. She’s a massive PEPSI wh*re with no sexual preference. She has been known to sleep with men or women, and possibly a dog or two. She’s supposed to be overseas fighting for our country and instead she’s screwing KaHaled Mudar Allkiud, aka Peace. Not to mention the other men that pay her in PEPSI to sleep with them.  Considered everyone warned.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Lesbos like her fighting for our country.- nik

This city loves to hate me more than any other.  I am pumped to drink your wine and sacrifice your women.

Come kick it with me at Lucky Buddha… Get your IMMUNITY!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sara. A Phi Mu at VCU. Pretty, tall, thin, blonde, smart, sociable, lovable, faithful the list goes on and and on.  Nik I have to know if you would?

Answer:  You forgot bobble head… sorry no shot.  PLEASE CAN SOMEONE SUBMIT A HOT CHICK!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!