VCU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

J-12

April 29, 2009 Richmond, VCU 5

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THE DIRTY ARMY: So, these are a few of the J-12 girls at VCU. For the most part, all of them are dank as sh*t, even though they decided to make the 12th floor of Johnson Hall a sorority in ways. However, the girl in the middle is named M*ll*ry, and she’s, for the most part, a dismissive, self centered b*tch. But the girls on the left and right of her are really great people and fun to hang out with. Long story short, M*ll*ry is a sociopath.

Did a five year old draw that tattoo?- nik



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Does This Make Rock Band Cool?

April 28, 2009 University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Kayla trying to copy that Heidi Klum commercial.  Kayla thinks she is a goddess and guys should kneel at her feet, she wh*res it up for everything she wants.  Nice underbumb Kayla you wh*re.

Looks like she is going miss the yellow button. No high score today.- nik



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Hooters Girl

April 17, 2009 Marshall University, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 5

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that beauty on the right is Amanda, she is the best looking hooter’s girl by far.  Nik does she cut it, is she hooterific enough for you??

The saggers on the left must get that girl like two dollars in tips per week.- nik



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Creepy Old Guy

April 16, 2009 Marshall University, University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik at first everyone was scared of this guy and keeping their distance.  But after everyone started to get drunk this loud and dirty old guy became everyones best friend, no one even knows where he came from.  Nik is this guy a creepy bumb or the ultimate trout gettin it done without the funds to back his game.

Not even Red Cups could have saved this white trash.- nik



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West Virginia Hotties

April 14, 2009 University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia, Would You? 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are some of the hotties at West Virginia University.   I know the one girl on the right Kari, she looks much better in person.  So Nik would you with any of these girls, I don’t think it gets better then these girls.

Answer: No. On this side of the Mississippi, these girls are a combined 4.26284.



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Would You Chew With Them?

April 9, 2009 University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia, Wichita, Wisconsin 3

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you chew tabbaco with the Skoals Chew models?

No, but I love how they get skinnier from left to right.- nik



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Only in Virginia

April 8, 2009 University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 5

Talk about a sh*tty basement.- nik




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Skanky skank

April 7, 2009 University Of Virginia, VCU, Virginia Tech 3

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THE DIRTY ARMY: ooooooohhhh Nik. this girl has so many problems i don’t know where to start!! this girl pops pills EVERY night, either x, dones, bars….she is even to the point where she does GHB almost every night. Then after she starts feelin her high she gets on myspace and invites guys she doesn’t know over to sleep with her. this chick lost it when she was 12! so boys beware! she is often know to lie about her age as well. 

I just feel bad for Adam.- nik



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