THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that beauty on the right is Amanda, she is the best looking hooter’s girl by far.  Nik does she cut it, is she hooterific enough for you??

The saggers on the left must get that girl like two dollars in tips per week.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik at first everyone was scared of this guy and keeping their distance.  But after everyone started to get drunk this loud and dirty old guy became everyones best friend, no one even knows where he came from.  Nik is this guy a creepy bumb or the ultimate trout gettin it done without the funds to back his game.

Not even Red Cups could have saved this white trash.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are some of the hotties at West Virginia University.   I know the one girl on the right Kari, she looks much better in person.  So Nik would you with any of these girls, I don’t think it gets better then these girls.

Answer: No. On this side of the Mississippi, these girls are a combined 4.26284.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you chew tabbaco with the Skoals Chew models?

No, but I love how they get skinnier from left to right.- nik

Talk about a sh*tty basement.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: ooooooohhhh Nik. this girl has so many problems i don’t know where to start!! this girl pops pills EVERY night, either x, dones, bars….she is even to the point where she does GHB almost every night. Then after she starts feelin her high she gets on myspace and invites guys she doesn’t know over to sleep with her. this chick lost it when she was 12! so boys beware! she is often know to lie about her age as well. 

I just feel bad for Adam.- nik