THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is John he is beyond a douche.  This guy brags about being some millionaire and having all these cars and I have never seen sh*t.  You think a millionaire would have more class to not take off his shirt at a concert. This guy is f*ckin fake as hell and definitely for the gays.

Check the crowd. I did not know Elton John and Wham were touring still.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Syndey and Steph, these girls are known as the h*es.  These chicks are gold diggin wh*res, they say they are much too mature to be with any guys at school or close too their age.  However these chicks make fools out of themselves every time they speak they should be blondes, and they get stupid drunk a few times a week.

I want some full body shots of the girl on the right, clothing optional Dirty Army.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Jane she is some wierd hippi chick.  I used to think she was a dude walking around campus with her thick a** dreads.  This girl is dirty as can be, she goes to all these underground dirty places where it looks like you would be raped upon entry.

Are those sex toys?- nik

Crazy evil bastard.- nik

That van is like a human pinata.- nik