Washington | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Nermina Delalic

November 7, 2013 Seattle, Washington 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is the definition of a drunken whore one sip and the panties are coming off and her pssy smells like shit she blacks out every time she drinks and the guys start piling up on her ass. She makes up drastic lies to make people feel sorry for her. She claims that her ex boyfriends beat her but that is the farthest thing from the truth. She likes BIG DICKS LITTLE DICKS A HORSE WITH A DICK ANYTHING WITH A DICK and she well ride it all night ling as long as u keep feeding wine and liquor. GUYS and cheats on ALL of her boyfriends usually with older guys 50+ as long as they pay for her shit. She denies everything but we all know that she is a lying bitch. This alcoholic trash needs help she gets drunk and goes home with bums off the street, shes homeless most of the time so hit her up guys for a quicky like I said a bottle of wine should get the job done.

Might I suggest bangs…- nik

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Homei Hopper

November 4, 2013 Seattle, Washington 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is the definition of a homie hopper. She makes up drastic lies to make people feel sorry for her. She claims that her ex boyfriends beat her but that is the farthest thing from the truth. She likes BIG BLACK GUYS and cheats on ALL of her boyfriends. She denies everything but we all know that she is a lying bitch. This whale needs help.

Getting those shorts on was a struggle.- nik

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Aisha no ass Boni

September 19, 2013 Seattle, Washington 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl just straight up needs to be put on blast. First off she brags about her booming career as a gogo dancer for a shitty ass rave company that wishes they were USC events and her bikini barista tips for her……32AA im guessing….lack of tits that she tries to push and smush with a bombshell with even 2 cup sizes of padding cant even make her into a B cup. Secondly, she cakes on that makeup and is fugly. can we just have her shut up about her #bigass and the flat cardboard back she calls a “big booty” on instagram. PS AISHA, stop fcking DJ hyperfunk, hes like 29 years older than your jailbait LACK OF ass.

She lives for free tickets to raves.  I decided.- nik

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Aspiring Serial Killer

August 9, 2013 Montreal, Toronto, Washington 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, this dapper gentleman is Daniel Christopher Leonard, a former employee at the Great Wolf Lodge in Olympia, Washington. Mr Leonard is a psychopath – he’s glib, charming and superficial, using women for money, accommodation and to fill his need for constant admiration. But here’s the thing Nik, this particular psychopath gets his rocks off terrorizing innocent women. This freak made 4000 obscene and threatening phone calls to 1200 different phone numbers in the US and Canada in less than two years. 200 of these phone calls were to women he worked with or who lived in the same apartment complex as him. He would use a phone spoofing devince to disquise his voice and really fu#k with their heads. Before his sentencing prosecutors described how Leonard struck fear in his victims. “It wasn’t simply numbers, volume and duration, however, that made Mr. Leonard’s conduct so extraordinarily disturbing and dangerous. Rather, it was also the calculating way in which he used information – and his position vis-a-vis his victims – to ratchet up the fear that his victims would experience that particularly warrants an enhanced response. Most notable was his cruelty in referencing the physical appearance of some of the victims, (including a juvenile), in ways that proved he was physically close to them at the time he conveyed the threats. His determination to so thoroughly terrorize his victims in this way warrants, if it does not compel, elevation of his sentence to the highest end of the appropriate range,” Assistant United States Attorney Kathryn Warma wrote in her sentencing memo. Lovely chap Nik, don’t you think? The US District court in Tacoma WA sentenced him to 41 months .. 3.6 years . that was back in December of 2010. He’s either out, or he’ll be out soon. He’s originally from Montreal, he moved to Toronto worked at a couple of hotels here before getting his green card through work and moved to California and later to Washington. He was arrested exactly a week after his Canadian baby momma arrived to shack up with him in Washington. Here’s the link from the U.S Attorney’s Office [click here] Once he’s released, the US govt are likely to ship his sorry ass back to Canada. Darling girls if you happen to be unlucky enough to run into this aspiring serial killer ya gotta high tail your ass outta there!

He does have the chin for it.- nik

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Deatbeat Liar

August 2, 2013 Baltimore, Washington 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Ed Thomas or Eddie, He is a dead beat father of three. He tries to tell everyone that will listen that he is Ex-Navy. He has never been in the military. He joins dozens of dating site in hopes of sleeping with some one but he is married to a crack whore. He tries to sleep with any thing that walks. His facebook page is full of underage chicks from overseas. Look out he has several drdS

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Washington Lush

July 28, 2013 Seattle, Washington 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: *third time trying to post with no approval what the hell* Talk about trash. Aubrey has no sense of class or manners. Shes finally shut the hell up about how she got away with being high on acid at school or her sex tape, now shes moved on to being a social media lush & sending her nudes via DM when shes plastered (sorry Jacob, its true, Aubrey has a drinking & showing problem) Nik, would you with this drunken sloot?

[Click here]. How bout checking to see if it was posted.- nik

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Silly Sloot

July 16, 2013 Seattle, Washington 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Aubrey Aliment, the definition of a whore-faced light weight. Her whole twitter feed (aubrizzle69) is filled with half naked pics of herself, about how sad she is so she needs to get drunk, or how she taught people ‘to delete sex tapes before your parents find it’. She needs to lay off the booze & start acting like a lady.

That guy looks way too old for her.- nik

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Over Conceited

June 3, 2013 Hollywood, Washington 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to introduce to you the most conceited girl I have ever met in my life, Deeana Kearney aka Miko Synz. She is the fakest, most conceited person I have ever known. She is originally from Seattle and was conceited here but got worse once she moved to LA.  She was a former “Porn Star” now webcam girl that pretends she hated doing porn and how EVERYONE always recognizes her everywhere she goes. She also says she regrets it because she had so much more potential if she never did porn. All she ever talks about is herself and everything is about her. She does all these “Photo shoots” pretending she’s a model which all she is doing is taking free pictures with anyone that will shoot her and submit it to every site that will post it. Her dream is to be a “maxim” model! She’s already 28 years old, this noodle needs to get a job! Please put this girl on blast!

Nobody hates doing porn. Money makes everyone smile.- nik

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