Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Ellen Bogue Needs A Reality Check

May 10, 2012 Seattle, Washington 22 7,321 Views

Ellen Bogue Needs a Reality Check

Ellen Bogue Needs a Reality Check

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl needs to be seriously called out. First, Ellen Bogue walks around like she’s queen and everyone bows down to her. She has been quoted many times on her facebook saying “everyone just wants to be my friend.” Second, she goes around bragging about how many guys she’s hooked up with and then claims that some of them are even her boyfriend when all of them make it clear they are not and just want her for sex. She needs to somehow become un-delusional and realize that her ego is too big and instead of everyone wanting to be her friend its more like nobody. And the “friends” she does have talk crap about her and can’t stand her. She should also probably learn the difference between a fck buddy and a boyfriend. Better yet, the whore should just keep her damn legs closed.

This post may help but I doubt it.  This sloot looks college bound.- nik



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Backstabbing Camille

May 9, 2012 Seattle, Washington 13 5,247 Views

Backstabbing Bitch

Backstabbing Bitch

Backstabbing Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is Camille Jo Walkinshaw, the biggest backstabbing b*tch at the University of Washington. We grew up together in Eatonville (a small town where everyone knows everyone) and got to be close friends, even slept with her a few times in high school. She has quite the attitude though and likes to backstab everyone. One day she’ll be your best friend and the next she’ll be spreading rumors about you. She’s hot and she’s good in bed but she’ll make you wish you never met her. She gave my friend her number and then called the cops when he texted her! People are only nice to her cause she’s hot and her parents are hella loaded and well known in Eatonville. Otherwise she’ll ruin your life all to make herself happy. PS: She needs to put on a few pounds. Skinny as f*ck.

She doesn’t know any better since she hasn’t felt the wrath of a good backstabbing, her backs to thick.- nik



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Molded Fruit Tart In Seattle

April 28, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Seattle, The Dirty, Washington 12 5,491 Views

Molded Fruit Tart in Seattle

Molded Fruit Tart in Seattle

Molded Fruit Tart in Seattle

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw there was a post about the dirtiest scumbag in Seattle yet the first photo of this mega douche lord and his rotten fruit tart, Donald. This mega fruit tart goes around borrowing money from some influential entrepreneurs throughout town.  Word around town: He owes about $200,000 in total since 2008. This douche bag travels to San Francisco about 2x a week. This guy goes around town telling people he is “well connected” yet so many people are ignoring him. He talks sh*t about other people and messes with their business just for him to gain nothing. He’s so desperate for attention… He went for his real estate license. Whoever gave him a license is in for the worst. Nik, he needs a lesson so lets show him!! xo love ya NIK!

Was the sex really that bad or did he never call you back?- nik

ALSO SEE: Dirty Scumbag



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Rip’n Rog

March 12, 2012 Vancouver, Washington 9 8,953 Views

Rip'n Rog!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Roger Rettinger is a filthy drd absorbed sponge. He’s proud of the fact he is a “spartan hoe” who sleeps with anything that will allow it. When he’s not in prison or fcking minors he’s out with his “fish” from POF. He’ll lie through his teeth just to get in your pants…quite literally considering he’s missing a tooth.



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A Little Too Much Information

February 28, 2012 The Dirty, Washington 11 5,694 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was doing a little online shopping this weekend and could not resist sending this in, it brought me to tears.  Why would anyone advertise that they freeball in their jeans when they’re trying to sell them? NO man in their right mind would ever buy these sugar crusted shorts.  Here’s a word for word write up of the guys post :“They sit very low and are form fitting in the rear.  These show a guys junk real well, so show what you’ve got, and pull these on against your skin.  I just need to make some room.  These were expensive and have hardly been worn.  They are Very HOT without underwear, but that’s just the way I hang.  When you come out of these, its usually for a good reason.  Trust me on this.” .  Yup, that just happened.  Here’s the link if you don’t believe me.

I don’t see his junk, no homo.- nik

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Andrew Breitbart, The Animal

February 25, 2012 The Dirty, Washington, Washington DC 16 9,036 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you gotta love Andrew Breitbart, dude never ceases to amaze me, he’s an animal.  You guys should team up or something, you’re both blogging stars/ dare I say icons…so nik what do you think of the blogging star in action?  He talks of rape as if he knows from personal experience….let it go buddy, let it go.

Never heard of this guy.- nik



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