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Lying Sloot Bag

October 3, 2011 Sacramento, West Point 23

lying ass hoe bag

lying ass hoe bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch is the biggest lair i know. talks to hella guys and lies to all of them has two baby girls on welfare. cassie auclaire is someone to look at for unless you like slutty ass fat bitches. hoesville roseville.

Those bangs can’t hide that forehead.  Try a head band.- nik

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This Is What He Passed Me Up For

July 13, 2011 Dallas, West Point 13

Needs to Manscape

Needs to Manscape

Needs to Manscape

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet this douche bag from FLING. Ok its a dating site and not a respectful one went to dinner with him had great conversation nothing said of f*cking at the end of the night but that is all he wanted…. made plans for the next weekend and this is what he passed me up for, some raunchy ugly sk*nk that is older than dirt with her wal-mart shoes and dress and he works for the USPS, what do you think they would say if they saw their boy with his pants down.

Dating sites don’t work. FYI.- nik

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Gypsy Sloot

March 25, 2011 Cleveland, West Point 8

Tag Chasing Gypsy Slut

Tag Chasing Gypsy Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Lynthia Smith. At only 19 years old this girl right here has quite the story. The summary would say she is a “dog tag chasing gypsy”. She lives in between Cleveland, Ohio.. Clarksville, TN.. Texas, and Minnesota all chasing guys to marry. About a year ago she randomly decided to marry an army guy that she met through her friend after talking to him on FACEBOOK after only a week. So she made her drive down to Texas and married the alcoholic dude after barely knowing anything about him. They lasted less than a year because he ended up cheating on her with one of his supervisors, then he went AWOL and now she still cant get a divorce from him for that reason. So instead of packing up her things and heading back to Ohio to get a fresh start the dumbass decided to party it up and be a barracks whore at Fort Campbell with all of her little army girlfriends and wives. She lived from hotel room to friends house than back to hotel room. While all that tag clinking was going on she ended up meeting a soldier and now is seriously involved with him. (BUT REMEMBER LEGALLY SHES STILL MARRIED!!) Well since shes such a smart girl shes now talking abour marriage with him and their engaged….even thought the slut is still married.. but it doesnt bother her. Word is she has tons of drds from all the shacking up she did in the barracks. Last I heard she was trying to get a job at a stripclub or some crap like that and her and her fiance were renting out a room from an older couple near base. All she cares about is finding a husband and making a baby. But the thing is she has NO STANDARDS. Shes only 19.. I mean come on go to college, get a job, or at least get a fresh start somewhere! Alot of guys in town think shes hot as hell…so nik, would you?

Usually its the girls sleeping around on their Charley, not the other way around.  Sleeping with a bunch of guys from barracks is just her payback.- nik

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Veronica AKA Seattle U’s Sloot Of The Year

March 8, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Seattle, West Point 8




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Veronica Pineda.  She moved to Seattle from Sacramento.  After dirty the town with the DRD, all you guys from El Camino know  some of you woke up itching in the wrong places.  My boy dated her and was clappin all next week, and unfortunately he now has the DRD for life.  So, all you guys at Seattle University, she is an easy f*ck, but it is not worth it.

She’s gunna end up a stripper anyways, why waste your money on school.- nik

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Wannabe Italian Stallion

June 9, 2010 Dirty Predator, Reno, West Point 4

Wannabe Italian Stallion

Wannabe Italian Stallion

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, put this douche on blast! He is such a loser! He will sleep with whatever he comes across. He dated his highschool sweetheart for 5 years and then slept with her mom! And he thinks hes so cool for doing it. Not to mention the last girl he cheated with gave him herpes! He prides himself in making others miserable because hes such a miserable little chode himself! Not to mention he is a total stalker psycho! He is on 5 different medications for his “narcissistic personality disorder” I don’t even know how he can be narcissistic with a horse face like that!

I didn’t realize there were pills for narcissists…sleeping with anybody is an accomplishment for a guy like this.- nik

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Former Iraq War Veteran Model

June 26, 2009 Air Force, Hollywood, Iraq, The Dirty, West Point, Would You? 51


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with former Former Iraq war Veteran and Marine, Destiny Monique she is now a model and somewhat successful, Would you Nik I am sure it would mean a lot for you to support our troops.

Answer: No, having sex with a Marine no matter male or female makes you Gay.  I decided.

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Navy Douche

May 5, 2009 Air Force, Navy, The Citadel, West Point 10

navy douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the tool on the left is Matt… the biggest douche at USNA! he is so full of himself and acts like his sh*t don’t stink. he’s cheated on everyone of his gf’s and hooked up with at least half the girls at the academy, supposedly he’s engaged now but we’ll see how long that lasts… this homo needs to be put on blast before he can spread any more diseases.

I only see two douchebags.- nik

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April 21, 2009 Air Force, Navy, West Point 9



THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik looks like these guys have a good night in store with that kinda money to blow…These douches seem a little too genuinely happy with that 100 dollar bill which is enought for maybe all of them to drink, definitely not buying any girls drinks.  These guys think they are pimps, they hit on everybody (unsuccessfully of course).  These guys are raging with testosterone and do things to show off too eachother, definitely trying to get into eachothers pants.

Look how happy they are for only having to cough up $100 to release on their friend.- nik

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