Drunken Spooning

April 17, 2009 Air Force, Navy, West Point 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik you know you are for the gays when you pass out next to a dude and end up cuddling with him…that must have been an awkward morning.   And they put shaving creme all over them too lol.   The dudes are Derrick and Eric.

Shaving Cream? Looks like the result of Tummy Sticks.- nik



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Oops My Shirt Fell Off

April 16, 2009 Air Force, Marine Corps, Navy, West Point 5

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you take a wild guess as too why these girls are at the academy..These girls are wh*res and ugly as f*ck.  They love their little army boys, the one on the right looks like a dude with a wig and the other fatter one is dumb as rocks and a total b*tch.  I wonder how their shirts magically came off and ended up in thats dudes hands, h*es.

I think his next line is, “oops i got strap on raped.”- nik



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Sugar Shorts

April 14, 2009 Air Force, Marine Corps, West Point 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche Javi thinks he is a pretty boy.  He is a mixture of a wannabe pretty boy and a roided out MMA fighter, minus the size and tats.  This f*g is way too into himself, he is definitely for the gays an in the closet sugar shorts.  He has definitely sucked the sugar out of a few dudes shorts if ya know what I mean.

Is this the bathroom of the motel where he takes his clients?- nik



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Marines

April 9, 2009 Marine Corps, West Point 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here are some of the Few, The Proud , The Marines. What do you think?

I feel much safer knowing that Nacho Libre is protecting our country.- nik



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Roasted Apple

April 8, 2009 St. Paul, West Point, Xavier, Yale 7

I might end someone for doing this to me.- nik




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For The Gays

April 2, 2009 Air Force, West Point 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Cameron…and I think I know why he wants to be in the army, tards like this should be kicked out.

I don’t think don’t ask, don’t tell covers this scenario.- nik



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Roid Rage

April 1, 2009 West Point 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy, Steve Ander**n, is a roided out douche.  He thinks he is god and that everyone likes him.  This douche he can do whatever he wants and thinks he can get away with it cause he is on the football team.  Him and his g*y friends go out and act like total douches noone says anything cause it is just a bunch of roided out tards.  He says he is a nice guy but I guess the roids are getting to his head cause girls think he is abusive, guys think he is a total d*ck and whenever he is drunk noone wants to be around him (except maybe to watch from a distance and laugh)

I think curly back there is sliding into third base.- nik



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Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long

March 31, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, The Citadel, West Point 10

It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik



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