InCase You Didn’t Know
Alcohol + Douche Bag = Recipe for FAIL.- nik
Alcohol + Douche Bag = Recipe for FAIL.- nik

Michael Phelps joined the military to quit his toking habit.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, this is my buddy AJ and some others when W came to visit us at West Point. It was the best day of my life and I hope you put it up on your site.
Just surprised nobody threw a military boot at him. Just Sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have a lot of fans up here at West Point, mostly because you post pics of hot girls. This is us doing close quarters combat. You should come up here and train so you could protect yourself from stalkers and haters.
Judging by this picture, a few cadets would like that a little too much.- nik
“I am learning a lot in school and working real hard.”

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I just want you to know that we appreciate you showing us some love up here at USMA, and giving us our own section.
Watch out soldier, you are giving that creeper a Master Greg.- nik