THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik if you walked into this bar in western Kentucky which lucky lady would you be taking home??  Keep in mind your other options would weigh as much as all three of these ladies combined with more facial hair then you so I think your options are looking pretty good. Would You?

Answer: No. The two SHIMS on the end were smart enough to cover their guts, the one in the middle should have listened.-

THE DIRTY AMRY: Nik this is Alicia the wh*re.  This girl is dirty she hooks up with some of the nastiest guys I have ever seen.  Just check out that pipe running around the toilet, must be at one of her skeezy hangouts.  If you have tattoos peircings and a drug problem this is your girl.

That toilet looks like a cesspool for crabs, I hope “she” used a toilet seat cover.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the red homo in the back is Eric.  This is him helping out his friend when he passed out, wonder what he did with him.  This guy tries to crash at everybodies house or dorm I think its too take advantage of them when they are drunk because he is never drunk enough to not make it home.

Token fat kid.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Maureen.  She is new too the scene obviously with her Ed Hardy outfit, she is already corrupted by douchebags, she is too cool for school now since she is now a new hot item lol this girl would look like a man without those giant earrings.

Not to be racist, but she probably didn’t buy that shirt full price.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lynn a wannabe SGM. She also wants to be hot, and I guess f*cking a bunch of guys makes you hot in her mind.  This girl is the biggest b*tch ever you can’t really take her out in public because she will start a fight with some chick or some crazy drama will unfold.

The perimeter around her mouth looks like that of a 83 yr old women with emphysema.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Shaun, or as he likes to call himself Hollywood.  This guy is a douche, just look how he made his dress shirt into an ultimate douche V-neck.  This guy thinks he is classy and some stand up guy, just cause you wear dress shirts doesn’t make you classy. He is like a promoter but he isn’t he invites all these girls out saying that he can do this and that when really he just buys them some drinks, nice catch Shaun are those all “your girls” as you like to call them.  This guy doesn’t even get return calls from girls.

I think he ate those 3 shims for a snack.- nik