THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Gordy, fake SGM for sho. This guy is the king of gay lame accessories, aka douche ware.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was an employee of Hot Topic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Dana, this is one of the good looking girls at school.  She is a total sl*t and has hooked up with at least 3 guys from every fraternity.  You can count on this girl to hook up with someone everytime you invite her out.

I’m so confused, there is no way that is a girl. That must be one good tuck job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I’m into the whole grungy rocker look, so I decided to give this guy a shot. He calls himself “Kentucky Slim Sterling” and he is a straight FREAK! When we were hooking up he would do freaky ass sh*t like nibble my armpits and lick my face. So gross. Thought you might like him cause he sports a DIRTY tattoo.

He looks like an extra from Stephen Kings “IT”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this meat head is Gary, you just had another post up about this douche.  This guy is just dirty and dumb, he has no clue how to act infront of other humans, men and especially women.  This guy disgusts and freaks out both guys and girls, who the f*ck eats chef boyardee in the back of a moving truck, plus its f*ckin cold chef boyardee.

Look at how jealous his ginger boyfriend is.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the guy funneling the beer is Tyler.  This guy is a douche, he was woken up by this and doesn’t seem too surprised to have a large tube shoved in his face.  Tyler is for the gregs…I mean for the gays, I wonder what other surprises he was given inside that tent.  This guy is a raging alcoholic he is always passing out, he is the guy at the party you try and kick out. 

I like his american flag pillow as well, how patriotic and gay.- nik

Mr. Jones, are you thinking about franchising anytime soon because I am interested in taking this thing world wide.