THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my friend Caitlin. She tried out for Playboy about a year ago and made it. I think she’s perfect, and so does every other person in the world. Would You with this beauty from Wisconsin?
Answer: No, these images are highly edited but they still cannot hide the bump on her nose which extremely bothers me. Who punched you Caitlin?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the biggest douche in Milwaukee. He goes by Matty Ice and he was in the Milwaukee episode of Elimidate a few years back. He “won” his episode and thinks he is god’s gift to women. He goes to all the “higher end” clubs here like Dick’s (NOT A GAY BAR) and 720 and always claims he is buying the bar on his facebook. All he does is talk about tattoos, booze, and diamonds. He sells jewelry at a diamond store but most of their clientle is purple crayons. He hangs out with only young women I don’t think any males are his friends. He claims he has money, but he definitely only has DRDs. All his pics are with booze or at the clubs. Ladies beware this guy is pathetic.
I love how you can name drop Elimidate in Milwaukee and get chicks.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: hey Nik, this is the dirtiest slut i’ve every come across. always running her mouth and will f*ck anything and everything that walks by. married men, men with kids, she doesn’t care. brings her baby to the bar and tries to steal everyones man. thinks she is hot shit and is always telling everyone how she will fck them up and how their men want her because she is so “hot” she can get anyone or anything she wants. she’s addicted to oxycotton and is always getting drunk and smoking pot around her baby. this bitch needs to grow the fck up and put her money where he mouth is, after its cleaned out. so Nik, would you?
Answer: No, I think they’re trying to prove that fat girls can get free stuff too.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought you might enjoy this picture. This nasty chick got eaten out in a theatre and then returned the favor. Yes, she started giving him head afterwards. There was approximately 600 people at the venue for a rave/dance party. Hope your New Year’s Eve was better than this. DA STRONG.
What is her name and social security number?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres for the haters, keep em hating on me. Dani.
**So she wrote me on FB after the posts when up on TheDirty and told me she has never had surgery and her boobs are that big because she took the wrong birth control for a year.- JV
Those are fake. Sorry Dani, we need better proof. All I see are hard edges.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is how halloween can go horribly wrong in Wisconsin. I hope this year, mine goes better here… and you have fun in Las Vegas sir.
I AM GIVING AWAY $10,000 to the naughtiest/dirtiest costume at my party in Las Vegas October 28, 2010 at LAX Nightclub. It is the only Halloween Party in Las Vegas FRIDAY night… so don’t miss it.- nik
**There will also be a tribute to Michael Jackson that night. I decided.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lingerie football sh*t is all the rage up in Green Bay. Half of them were unemployed single mothers barsloots who now consider themselves “professional athletes”. What do you think about this trend?
Dude, the center for Green Bay is pregnant… how is that even legal?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of this girl? She is far from being a h*e because she’s been with her man for 8 years and she definitely is not dumb (currently attending UW Madison which is one of the harder schools to get into to). I just find her beautiful! Her name is Kim and she’s 26 years old. I had to know if you agree with me that we have at least 1 hot girl in the whole state of Wisconsin.
She still smells like noodles to me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fine dime piece here will suck any c*ck for weed, rip you off, steal anything in sight, sabotage your car and accompany you for a nice weekend trip with the boys. I think this adderall whore is perfect for you. Well, would you nik? Because she will for a blunt. Katie Burda you are one sexy, smart b*tch. Dosen’t the drool running down her chin and super classy smoke in hand make you just want to f*ck her?
I wonder when girls will finally learn that no one wants to see them half naked on a toilet.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude goes by the name “Joshy Smooth Mac”…claims he can get any chick he wants!!Looks more like he eats 100 big mac’s a day!!!He takes pix with chicks & then posts them on facebook sayin they are his new girlfriends.How LAME can someone get.He’s 30 years old get a damn life!!He goes around to the bars & gets kicked out of nearly everyone cuz he doesnt know how to stop running his mouth!Also claims he can kick everyones asses..havent seen it yet!Acts tough cuz he is a fat ass & thinks people are scared of him.Having a swastica tattoo on your chest doesnt make you a man!Hes a pure douche bag!
I don’t think she quite understands the term jersey chaser.- nik
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