Ultimate Bro

January 24, 2013 Chicago, Dirty Athletes, Wisconsin 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Josh Metzger. The ultimate BRO. He is a football player at UW-Eau Claire. He thinks he is god’s gift to women and calls his apartment Club Hard Body. His ringtone is “I Wish I Could Fck Every Girl in the World”. He somehow gets with girls, but has NO standards. He would fuck a gatorade bottle if it had a pulse… This d-bag needs to be put in place and put on blast! Thanks Nik!

He also thought noone would notice this self post…we did (submitting the only pics of you and chicks was one of the give-aways).- nik

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Ally Lech Is A Man Eater

January 4, 2013 Chicago, The Dirty, Wisconsin 61

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ally, or Ally Lech. She was engaged about 3 different times. She goes out with guys and tell’s them she loves them, then drives them away slowely and painfully taking what she can from them. (me) including. No I’m not bitter, I just think it is hilarious and feel bad for these guys. Not sure what she does but she makes them fall into her spell. She snorts on the daily. She also has an DRD that I won’t say on here but CANNOT be treated. This is why she never actually hangs out with these guys in person because of her condition.  So is she special as she seems to think she is Nik?

 Who knew they had DreamKillers in Wisconsin?- nik

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Whale Of A Tale

December 19, 2012 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This horrific sight is known to be called Thea, aka the sasquatch of the northwoods. This “thing” is known to poke holes in the condoms of the drunk out of their mind men that take one for the team. Been done many of times, succeeded once! The earth crumbles a bit every step she takes, so you should feel her coming before you see her….run!!!

I bet he could squeeze into a larger bra size if he tried.- nik

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Seems To Think She’s Hot

December 18, 2012 Madison, Wisconsin 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This disgusting whore is delusional. I think I speak for all when I say….puke!!She thinks she is one of the hottest chicks in this area, and if that is true I think our tourism rate is going to plummet. She has made her way through the tri county area with ease. She is known to have 2 certain drd’s that are incurable. She will not tell you this of course, be warned! So Nik, if she did not have drd’s …would you?

Answer: No, I’m pretty sure I see trophies, gymnast trophies…never a good sign.

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Bath Sloot

November 15, 2012 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sad, pathetic thing’s name is Breanna (aka “Breezy”). First of all, who posts pictures of her boyfriend and her in the bathtub? & posts it on Facebook? No matter how long this bitch soaks in the tub, she’s still going to reek like fish. She’s the biggest whore in town, please put this hoe on blast.

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Who Said Nothing Good Comes Out Of Wisconsin

October 19, 2012 Denver, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kiley Draper. Born and raised in lovely River Falls, Wisconsin. She now lives in Pueblo, Colorado. I had the privalage of growing up with this baberooni. She’s sweet as sugar and smokin’ hot. She also has the booty of a black woman (soccer player–hardcore). Now try to say nothing good comes out of Wisco…I know every normal person would without a second thought.

Sounds like you are stalking Kiley… she is a 4.1198287 at best.- nik

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Natural Beauty From Wisconsin

September 19, 2012 Madison, Wisconsin 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to introduce you to the hottest girl in Wisconsin.  This girl has nothing but natural beauty and a personality that will blow you out of the water.  I don’t want to ask you if you would because you are a married man, just wanted to see if you agree with me about how beautiful she is.  Its not the fake girls you are use to out there is southern Cali.

She is normal looking and yes her body is very natural.- nik

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Fake Tanning Sloot

June 20, 2012 Wisconsin 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hailey Sherbert. She has turned into such a fake b*tch who’s constantly tans and tries to be like her best friend. She gets a new best friend every couple months then she will move in till either she sleeps with there boyfriend or is don’t using the friend and will move on to another one. She has tried to piece her lip many times and as you can see has not succeeded.

Bronzer is so ’05, what’d you raid your moms washroom.- nik

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