THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jacob Allen.. the biggest creeper/manwhore in the Whitewater/Milwaukee area. Basically, my friend started to “date him” in other words, have sex, and told us how he just got out of jail and was in there for least two years (reasons unknown) and he has had sex with at least 300 women as of January! This guy is not even 30 but still stalk girls in Whitewater bars to pick up women. He tried to control my friends life and would make dumb rules up like they cant be facebook friends. Oh and my favorite, he said they had to have anal sex if she was on her period or he would move on. Thankfully, he moved on to other females but he is all across Whitewater, Madison, and Milwaukee area. Women beware.
Judging by that catch they are nothing to brag about. Its actually more embarrassing to have slept with that many cougs.- nik