THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought you might enjoy this picture. This nasty chick got eaten out in a theatre and then returned the favor. Yes, she started giving him head afterwards. There was approximately 600 people at the venue for a rave/dance party. Hope your New Year’s Eve was better than this. DA STRONG.

What is her name and social security number?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres for the haters, keep em hating on me. Dani.

**So she wrote me on FB after the posts when up on TheDirty and told me she has never had surgery and her boobs are that big because she took the wrong birth control for a year.- JV

Those are fake. Sorry Dani, we need better proof. All I see are hard edges.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is how halloween can go horribly wrong in Wisconsin.  I hope this year, mine goes better here… and you have fun in Las Vegas sir.

I AM GIVING AWAY $10,000 to the naughtiest/dirtiest costume at my party in Las Vegas October 28, 2010 at LAX Nightclub. It is the only Halloween Party in Las Vegas FRIDAY night… so don’t miss it.- nik

**There will also be a tribute to Michael Jackson that night. I decided.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lingerie football sh*t is all the rage up in Green Bay.  Half of them were unemployed single mothers barsloots who now consider themselves “professional athletes”.  What do you think about this trend?

Dude, the center for Green Bay is pregnant… how is that even legal?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of this girl? She is far from being a h*e because she’s been with her man for 8 years and she definitely is not dumb (currently attending UW Madison which is one of the harder schools to get into to). I just find her beautiful! Her name is Kim and she’s 26 years old.  I had to know if you agree with me that we have at least 1 hot girl in the whole state of Wisconsin.

She still smells like noodles to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude goes by the name “Joshy Smooth Mac”…claims he can get any chick he wants!!Looks more like he eats 100 big mac’s a day!!!He takes pix with chicks & then posts them on facebook sayin they are his new girlfriends.How LAME can someone get.He’s 30 years old get a damn life!!He goes around to the bars & gets kicked out of nearly everyone cuz he doesnt know how to stop running his mouth!Also claims he can kick everyones asses..havent seen it yet!Acts tough cuz he is a fat ass & thinks people are scared of him.Having a swastica tattoo on your chest doesnt make you a man!Hes a pure douche bag!

I don’t think she quite understands the term jersey chaser.- nik