THE DIRTY ARMY: Dayne Van Arsdale is the biggest tool ever. He will cheat on his girlfriend mutiple times. He claims to be single and flirt with millions of girls to try and fck them. If he doesn’t get it, he will move on. If he gets the cheap fck, he will quickly cut all ties claiming he doesn’t want a relationship in time to go back to college and attack more girls next year.

He definitely has Justin Bieber fever.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik I’ll skip the long story here and get to the point.. basically after leading me on for over a year, and repeatedly trying to get with girls behind my back, my (ex) boyfriend cheated on me with this Sarah chick from his university. He denied it numerous times until I found texts in his iPhone (Which I smashed apart). I’ve spent thousands of dollars travelling between my hometown and his school in Wisconsin and his home in Michigan, and spent hundreds on gifts for him.. to recieve nothing in return.. not even a card for my birthday, or christmas. I’m the blonde in what appears to be a picture of a happy couple, she’s the beak nosed mexican.. but What does this girl have that I don’t?

If a guys not spending a dime on you then he’s not into you, you shouldn’t of wasted your time…she has a soft taco.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it only took me a week to figure this idiot out. He had to move back home from the west coast because according to him, he did too much pepsi and spent all his money on his ex. Now he lives at home and works for his parents while going to school in Kenosha, WI. Most of his time is spent at the bar preying on girls who don’t know any better, feeding them lines and falling back on his looks. He wreaks of booze 24-7. He thinks he looks like that guy from Twilight, but he has lame Chinese symbols on his back that he doesn’t even remember getting tattooed. Always belligerent. Always a tool.

Can he not keep his tongue in his mouth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Desi Olson and she’s from Madison. She thinks she runs Madison and is the next big thing hitting up the local bar scene with her fake ID. She’s constantly posting pics of herself and all of the cool bars she goes to. She also tells everyone she is a model but let’s get serious. She finally got the huge gap between her two front teeth fixed, but she spends so much time riding horses she’s starting to look like one! Somebody needs to tell her that the drunk fish look is not a good look for her. Nik, please put this chick on blast!

Is she serious with those teeth?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I recently had started talking to this girl Shay. I thought she was really cool girl and definitely cute. I loved her look. I figured since we both lived in Wisconsin we could meet up one day. Well she either had something to do or convientantly had fallen asleep whenever there was plans to meet up. But she was more than willing to accept gifts from me. I noticed she was playing the same guy to a bunch of other guys, even a solider over in Afghanistan. After checking her out, I noticed half her pictures were all different and she claimed they were here. The other half is of girl Thalia in Australia. Take a look at the two pics. One is of “Shay” and one is Tahlia. Same girl right. Nik please put this impostor on blast. And fellas and ladies alike, watch out for Shay O’Dell.

What an idiot, how long it take you to figure that one out.- nik