Wisconsin | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Who Said Nothing Good Comes Out Of Wisconsin

October 19, 2012 Denver, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kiley Draper. Born and raised in lovely River Falls, Wisconsin. She now lives in Pueblo, Colorado. I had the privalage of growing up with this baberooni. She’s sweet as sugar and smokin’ hot. She also has the booty of a black woman (soccer player–hardcore). Now try to say nothing good comes out of Wisco…I know every normal person would without a second thought.

Sounds like you are stalking Kiley… she is a 4.1198287 at best.- nik

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Natural Beauty From Wisconsin

September 19, 2012 Madison, Wisconsin 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to introduce you to the hottest girl in Wisconsin.  This girl has nothing but natural beauty and a personality that will blow you out of the water.  I don’t want to ask you if you would because you are a married man, just wanted to see if you agree with me about how beautiful she is.  Its not the fake girls you are use to out there is southern Cali.

She is normal looking and yes her body is very natural.- nik

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Fake Tanning Sloot

June 20, 2012 Wisconsin 0

 fake tanning sluuuut

 fake tanning sluuuut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hailey Sherbert. She has turned into such a fake b*tch who’s constantly tans and tries to be like her best friend. She gets a new best friend every couple months then she will move in till either she sleeps with there boyfriend or is don’t using the friend and will move on to another one. She has tried to piece her lip many times and as you can see has not succeeded.

Bronzer is so ’05, what’d you raid your moms washroom.- nik

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Told You We Have Hot Girls In Wisconsin

April 21, 2012 The Dirty, Wisconsin, Would You? 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my friend Caitlin. She tried out for Playboy about a year ago and made it. I think she’s perfect, and so does every other person in the world.  Would You with this beauty from Wisconsin?

Answer: No, these images are highly edited but they still cannot hide the bump on her nose which extremely bothers me. Who punched you Caitlin?

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Ladies Beware Of Matty Ice

April 18, 2012 Milwaukee, The Dirty, Wisconsin 107

Matty Ice

Matty Ice

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the biggest douche in Milwaukee. He goes by Matty Ice and he was in the Milwaukee episode of Elimidate a few years back. He “won” his episode and thinks he is god’s gift to women. He goes to all the “higher end” clubs here like Dick’s (NOT A GAY BAR) and 720 and always claims he is buying the bar on his facebook. All he does is talk about tattoos, booze, and diamonds. He sells jewelry at a diamond store but most of their clientle is purple crayons. He hangs out with only young women I don’t think any males are his friends. He claims he has money, but he definitely only has DRDs. All his pics are with booze or at the clubs. Ladies beware this guy is pathetic.

I love how you can name drop Elimidate in Milwaukee and get chicks.- nik

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Crivitz Sloot

January 17, 2012 Wisconsin 1

Crivitz Slut

Crivitz Slut

Crivitz Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey Nik, this is the dirtiest slut i’ve every come across. always running her mouth and will f*ck anything and everything that walks by. married men, men with kids, she doesn’t care. brings her baby to the bar and tries to steal everyones man. thinks she is hot shit and is always telling everyone how she will fck them up and how their men want her because she is so “hot” she can get anyone or anything she wants. she’s addicted to oxycotton and is always getting drunk and smoking pot around her baby. this bitch needs to grow the fck up and put her money where he mouth is, after its cleaned out. so Nik, would you?

Answer: No, I think they’re trying to prove that fat girls can get free stuff too.

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No Shame On NYE

January 4, 2012 Madison, The Dirty, Wisconsin 41

No shame on NYE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought you might enjoy this picture. This nasty chick got eaten out in a theatre and then returned the favor. Yes, she started giving him head afterwards. There was approximately 600 people at the venue for a rave/dance party. Hope your New Year’s Eve was better than this. DA STRONG.

What is her name and social security number?- nik

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They Are Real

October 27, 2011 The Dirty, Wisconsin 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres for the haters, keep em hating on me. Dani.

**So she wrote me on FB after the posts when up on TheDirty and told me she has never had surgery and her boobs are that big because she took the wrong birth control for a year.- JV

Those are fake. Sorry Dani, we need better proof. All I see are hard edges.- nik


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