Wisconsin | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Does This Halloween Costume Have Any Chance Of Winning The 10K Prize At LAX

October 14, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Las Vegas, The Dirty, Wisconsin 12

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is how halloween can go horribly wrong in Wisconsin.  I hope this year, mine goes better here… and you have fun in Las Vegas sir.

I AM GIVING AWAY $10,000 to the naughtiest/dirtiest costume at my party in Las Vegas October 28, 2010 at LAX Nightclub. It is the only Halloween Party in Las Vegas FRIDAY night… so don’t miss it.- nik

**There will also be a tribute to Michael Jackson that night. I decided.



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Now All These Single Unemployed Mothers Think They Are “Professional Athletes”

September 19, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Green Bay, The Dirty, Wisconsin 18

Lingerie Football Shims

Lingerie Football Shims

Lingerie Football Shims

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lingerie football sh*t is all the rage up in Green Bay.  Half of them were unemployed single mothers barsloots who now consider themselves “professional athletes”.  What do you think about this trend?

Dude, the center for Green Bay is pregnant… how is that even legal?- nik



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Wisconsin Beauty

September 12, 2011 Madison, Noodle Nation, Wisconsin 12

Would you?

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of this girl? She is far from being a h*e because she’s been with her man for 8 years and she definitely is not dumb (currently attending UW Madison which is one of the harder schools to get into to). I just find her beautiful! Her name is Kim and she’s 26 years old.  I had to know if you agree with me that we have at least 1 hot girl in the whole state of Wisconsin.

She still smells like noodles to me.- nik



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Smooth Mac

July 12, 2011 Wisconsin 4

Smooth Mac

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude goes by the name “Joshy Smooth Mac”…claims he can get any chick he wants!!Looks more like he eats 100 big mac’s a day!!!He takes pix with chicks & then posts them on facebook sayin they are his new girlfriends.How LAME can someone get.He’s 30 years old get a damn life!!He goes around to the bars & gets kicked out of nearly everyone cuz he doesnt know how to stop running his mouth!Also claims he can kick everyones asses..havent seen it yet!Acts tough cuz he is a fat ass & thinks people are scared of him.Having a swastica tattoo on your chest doesnt make you a man!Hes a pure douche bag!

I don’t think she quite understands the term jersey chaser.- nik



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Cheater

July 7, 2011 Chicago, Wisconsin 7

cheater

cheater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dayne Van Arsdale is the biggest tool ever. He will cheat on his girlfriend mutiple times. He claims to be single and flirt with millions of girls to try and fck them. If he doesn’t get it, he will move on. If he gets the cheap fck, he will quickly cut all ties claiming he doesn’t want a relationship in time to go back to college and attack more girls next year.

He definitely has Justin Bieber fever.- nik



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Dirty Wisconsin Rapids Bar Sloot

April 12, 2011 Wisconsin 25

Dirty Wisconsin Rapids Barslooooot

Dirty Wisconsin Rapids Barslooooot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty sleazy h*e bag Jennel Larson will steal yo man!!! She is a dirty dirty h*e who has nothing better to do but steal boyfriends and spread her fat f*cking thighs. She needs to shut her fat f*cking mouth and stop stuffing food into in and be a useful h*e and stuff some gregs in it… All she does it hang out at a bunch of lame *ss bars in WISCONSIN and f*cks anything that gives her a chance…. She gives Wisconsin a bad name and thats hard to do… F*cking lazy eyed c*nt.

I don’t think she’s the only thing that gives Wisconsin a bad name.- nik



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Cheating Goalie

March 24, 2011 Ontario, Wisconsin 7

cheating goalie

cheating goalie

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik I’ll skip the long story here and get to the point.. basically after leading me on for over a year, and repeatedly trying to get with girls behind my back, my (ex) boyfriend cheated on me with this Sarah chick from his university. He denied it numerous times until I found texts in his iPhone (Which I smashed apart). I’ve spent thousands of dollars travelling between my hometown and his school in Wisconsin and his home in Michigan, and spent hundreds on gifts for him.. to recieve nothing in return.. not even a card for my birthday, or christmas. I’m the blonde in what appears to be a picture of a happy couple, she’s the beak nosed mexican.. but What does this girl have that I don’t?

If a guys not spending a dime on you then he’s not into you, you shouldn’t of wasted your time…she has a soft taco.- nik



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Biggest Tool In Kenosha

March 8, 2011 Chicago, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 18

Biggest Tool in Kenosha

Biggest Tool in Kenosha

Biggest Tool in Kenosha

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it only took me a week to figure this idiot out. He had to move back home from the west coast because according to him, he did too much pepsi and spent all his money on his ex. Now he lives at home and works for his parents while going to school in Kenosha, WI. Most of his time is spent at the bar preying on girls who don’t know any better, feeding them lines and falling back on his looks. He wreaks of booze 24-7. He thinks he looks like that guy from Twilight, but he has lame Chinese symbols on his back that he doesn’t even remember getting tattooed. Always belligerent. Always a tool.

Can he not keep his tongue in his mouth.- nik



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