THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Ryan. He has been a tool since the day he started selling ditch weed to college students. He is a spoiled rich brat with a pearl white Cadillac that bumps lame country music. He likes to keep the ugly ones for his girlfriends and screw the hot ones on the side. The kid drank way too much beer (as you can see) and once he failed out of one of the easiest schools in the Midwest, he moved home to sell more ditch weed. He got caught, moved in with his parents and continues cheats on his girlfriend repeatedly. WINNER.

Moved back into the trailer with his parents…embarrassing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this whore Kalie actually thinks she is hot shit.She goes to parties and takes a different guy home everytime.Now look at her,you tell me how she gets any guy.Oh yeah they are all drunk!!They wake up and think wtf did i do..shit its a beached whale!Then two weeks later they are itching and burning!Not only does she have a nasty pot belly but she has some yellow snaggle teeth too.She loves to fuck with guys who have girlfriends and then stalk them.Calls them restricted and is just a pure psycho!Anyone who comes in contact with this chick needs to go get checked out she is one nasty hoe!

Eww, look at her belly hanging out.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl, name Micala, is the biggest most dramatic bitch I’ve met. Nasty guys are always commenting on her pictures, making her think she is hot shit. Gag. Looks like skank to me! Am I just a bitch, or speakin the truth?

Your speaking the truth, I almost gagged too.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This D-bag calls out everyone that he knows about how ugly, fat, wimpy, or whatever else this idiot can think of and posts it on faebook. Just by looking at his pictures you can see how big of a shit stain he is. Not only does he call out most normal people but he calls out Anthony ‘Showtime’ Pettis, a WEC fighter and soon to be the WEC title holder. This dried turd even talks about Anthony’s dad that passed away 7 years ago. So the question is, when does this kid get his ass beat?

I like his giant bottle of moisturizer beside his bed.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik hese girls think they are going to be the next big things. They are talking all over Facebook about how they are soon to be celebrities. Seriously? Who would actually want to follow around a bunch of fat, ugly hippos? Woof.

Woof indeed, there’s not even one decent body in the bunch.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here are more pictures of KK. She is not attractive at all! She is also always bragging about being a model…blah. What do you think?

Answer: No, upside down trick was to hide her cheek to chin ratio.