THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this huge nosed horse face is Jenelle Friedrich, she’s just another nasty surrey sloot who thinks she’s all that because no man can ever say no to her spread legs, they’re men OF COURSE THEY CAN’T!!! She cheats on her boyfriend Peter on a regular basis, she’s always getting drunk and either taking it up the rear or sucking off random guys! I heard she even slept with one or her ex’s while he is dating some other clueless girl, talk about no self respect or morals. Honestly she’s nothing but an air headed bimbo, she’s so gross and manly I don’t know who would ever want to tap that, but everyone seems to think she’s the hottest thing around!! I mean look at her, she can’t do her eyebrows properly, she has a HUGE nose, and even bigger thighs!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Alex Baumgart. He’s from Indy and goes to Xavier. He texts a lot of girls and hits on all of them. Then on different days he hangs out with these girls. He brings several different girls into his dorm. Then he does this whiney baby talk trying to have them do stuff with him after they said no. he has several girls at X and girls back at home. He makes up lies about his ex-girlfriend and is a complete douche. He really thinks he’s the shit, hunny, you’re not. sorry to inform you. You think because he is Catholic he’d be more respectful.. Sorry i didn’t get your ‘consent.’.

You gotta submit some better dirt then that.  Nobody cares about a bum.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren, She’s the reason why Lafitte is as trashy as it is. She talks shit about every person she meets/knows but when it comes down to it she’s their “best friend”. I guarantee anybody that has stuck up for the girl has gotten talked about by her. This girl is the most loud and obnoxious person I’ve ever met. She burps in public and has no class what so ever. When she goes out you can see her squeezed into a dress WAY to small for her with her jelly rolls out and everything. She always talks about how her “daddy has money”.. Well why don’t you ask daddy to loan you some money for liposuction? Nik PLEASE pay this girl with a reality check.

She burps in public…The Humanity!- nik