THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Heard you were wondering if Pittsburgh has any other bangable girls besides Brock’s Chick. Well how about Leigh and Em? Em is crazy wild and Leigh is right behind here in terms of drinking. I’d say representing pretty strong although Em is a West V transplant by way of Cinci and her face usually isn’t that bloated. What do you think both better than Brock’s Chick?

Answer: No, I see double chins, beat bodies, and average faces.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is even better footage of King James getting smashed on at his eponymous skills camp.

I still don’t get all the hype about this dunk?  Lebron just came up late and from the side.  SCAM.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Monday July 6th, Lebron James was hosting his Skills Academy, which is a basketball camp for up and comers. During the skills academy, Lebron played a pick-up basketball game with college players. During the game, Xavier’s Jordan Crawford (formerly of Indiana) threw down, what I have been told, was the most epic and embarrassing facial dunk that Lebron James has ever been on the recieving end of. It was apparently so embarrassing that the Nike representatives present confiscated both the videos of the dunk, to protect Lebron’s image. I wish I could share the dunk with you and the Dirty Army, Nik. But the best I can do is provide you with an eyewitness quote. Michael Gilchrist, the top player in the class of 2011 said, “It happened and it was bad. That was something to see.” So Nik, has your opinion of “Prince” Lebrick James changed at all? What is worse, us seeing Lebron getting dunked on, or hearing about Lebron getting dunked on so bad that Nike won’t let us see?

Like I said before and I will say again.  Lebron James will never win a championship in our lifetime.- nik

**Update** Looks like the story that the DIRTY ARMY broke on July 8th is going to see the light.  I just got word that TMZ.com has somehow got the video and they are planning to release it.  Nike is already trying to do damage control… how bad could it be?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who does this guy think he is?

King of the Tropicana TV.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Bradley here is what you call a wannabe manwh*re.  This dude looks like his balls havent even dropped yet.  He is a little skinny a**hole who thinks he is someone special and someone to respect.  The only thing I respect about this guy is….well nothing really this guys a joke he has a mop top hair cut and looks like he’s 10.

Notice his boyfriend in the top corner? 100% for the Gays.- nik