Xavier | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Better Footage Of Lebron Getting Owned

July 22, 2009 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty, Xavier 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is even better footage of King James getting smashed on at his eponymous skills camp.

I still don’t get all the hype about this dunk?  Lebron just came up late and from the side.  SCAM.- nik

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**Update** Nike Confiscates Lebron Getting Dunked On Tape

July 21, 2009 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Xavier 73

Nike Confiscates Lebron Getting Dunked On Tape

Nike Confiscates Lebron Getting Dunked On Tape

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Monday July 6th, Lebron James was hosting his Skills Academy, which is a basketball camp for up and comers. During the skills academy, Lebron played a pick-up basketball game with college players. During the game, Xavier’s Jordan Crawford (formerly of Indiana) threw down, what I have been told, was the most epic and embarrassing facial dunk that Lebron James has ever been on the recieving end of. It was apparently so embarrassing that the Nike representatives present confiscated both the videos of the dunk, to protect Lebron’s image. I wish I could share the dunk with you and the Dirty Army, Nik. But the best I can do is provide you with an eyewitness quote. Michael Gilchrist, the top player in the class of 2011 said, “It happened and it was bad. That was something to see.” So Nik, has your opinion of “Prince” Lebrick James changed at all? What is worse, us seeing Lebron getting dunked on, or hearing about Lebron getting dunked on so bad that Nike won’t let us see?

Like I said before and I will say again.  Lebron James will never win a championship in our lifetime.- nik

**Update** Looks like the story that the DIRTY ARMY broke on July 8th is going to see the light.  I just got word that TMZ.com has somehow got the video and they are planning to release it.  Nike is already trying to do damage control… how bad could it be?

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Todd McShay Orange Race?

April 30, 2009 Washington DC, Westside-AZ, Xavier, Yale 0

Todd McShay orange face??!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who does this guy think he is?

King of the Tropicana TV.- nik

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Scrawny Punk

April 16, 2009 Xavier 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Bradley here is what you call a wannabe manwh*re.  This dude looks like his balls havent even dropped yet.  He is a little skinny a**hole who thinks he is someone special and someone to respect.  The only thing I respect about this guy is….well nothing really this guys a joke he has a mop top hair cut and looks like he’s 10.

Notice his boyfriend in the top corner? 100% for the Gays.- nik

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April 15, 2009 Xavier 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Holly and Tess and these girls are disgusting wh*res.  Holly the one in the black loves dick and has been known to hook up with a few guys in one night at the same party.  Tess is just a nasty ugly b*tch who takes anything she can get.

Tights are just for fat girls to feel better about their Green Bay. Just Sayin’.- nik

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April 14, 2009 Xavier 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this homo thinks he looks like Macauley Culkin and seriously thinks he can and should be a model.  This guy does photoshoots of himself in his house and dresses up fully for them, suits and all.  He is a ghetto loser kid who pretty much stalks girls through myspace and he will randomly bump into them when their out.

This guy gives the neighborhood kids nightmares. I decided.- nik

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Xavier Cheerleader

April 9, 2009 Xavier 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we did not do so hot in the Tourney, but I think our cheer team has what it takes. What do you think Nik?

I think they all look ready for a Master Greg.- nik

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Roasted Apple

April 8, 2009 St. Paul, West Point, Xavier, Yale 7

I might end someone for doing this to me.- nik

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