THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Holly and Tess and these girls are disgusting wh*res.  Holly the one in the black loves dick and has been known to hook up with a few guys in one night at the same party.  Tess is just a nasty ugly b*tch who takes anything she can get.

Tights are just for fat girls to feel better about their Green Bay. Just Sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this homo thinks he looks like Macauley Culkin and seriously thinks he can and should be a model.  This guy does photoshoots of himself in his house and dresses up fully for them, suits and all.  He is a ghetto loser kid who pretty much stalks girls through myspace and he will randomly bump into them when their out.

This guy gives the neighborhood kids nightmares. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we did not do so hot in the Tourney, but I think our cheer team has what it takes. What do you think Nik?

I think they all look ready for a Master Greg.- nik

I might end someone for doing this to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik these are the Norwood twins they are the biggest little thing in Cincinnati, they are the hometown heroes.  Some dude had a poster of them in his dorm room lol  these chicks are not that good looking and their music sucks.   The only thing they have going for them is that their blond, dumb and there are 2 of them.  And yes being dumb is helping them out cause if they had any sense at all they may start getting an attitude when they realize what people are actually saying about them.

Without +2s and some rhino, these girls are destined to be sexcretaries.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik are these guys bringing sophistication too the red cup nation or are they simply for the gays??

I think those Red Cups are worth more then these guys’ suits.- nik