THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a cheerleader at Yale College. I think she’s just gorgeous and she is obviosly smart to be attending Yale.  I had to ask you would you with this girl, now nik take this into perspective, she isn’t the hottest but overall with brains and beauty would you have little nik richie’s with her?

There is no shot that this chick goes to Yale, she smell like American cheese and has the skin color of an Oregon resident.  She is a solid 4.7782667 which is way too high of a score for Yale students.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric and his girlfriend. The only reason this nasty tooth loser is with her is a lot of drugs.  This guy is so unfaithful, he would f*ck anybody he could if it weren’t for his grill which makes everybody run for the hills.  This guy does not deserve a girl like this.

If a chick had a mouth like that, she would be feared by every Greg in the world.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Wes, looks like this mini greg was a little excited during practice.  Wonder if he was checking out his fellow gregs or the girls, non-the-less he should keep that sh*t under control.

That is no Master Greg…servant Greg maybe.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who does this guy think he is?

King of the Tropicana TV.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fruitcake is Eddy.  This guido thinks he is gods gift to women, he says he models with some big modeling company but all his pics are self taken.  This guy wears make-up or cover-up and stares at himself in the mirror for hours a day.  I have never seen a guy take longer to get ready then a girl until him.  Eddy is lame and needs to work on his women skills if he is gunna live up to the reputation he gives himself.

I don’t know what’s worse, his chain or that awesome belt. What a douchetard.- nik