I might end someone for doing this to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik one thing that sucks about Yale is the amount of lame people and lame party ideas.  I don’t think I have been too one decent party in the 2 years I have been her.  Nik come help us out,we need a dirty party, we don’t need anymore parties on the subway with bathroom tissue thrown everywhere.

Whoever brought bubbles is For the Gays. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this lil Asian beauty is Yukiko.  She is fresh off the boat from Japan, speaks broken english and still owns Yale, she has every guy at the school drooling over her.  She acts all sweet and innocent but we all know these asian girls are freaks at heart. Nik would you do bad things to this sweet little girl?

Asians at Yale? Who’d of thought? Bet the campus reeks.- nik

Too fast, too douchetard.- nik

Better get Maaco. I think it’ll buff out- nik

At least it looks like she gave him a tip.- nik