She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Humpy Came Back To Tech Humpin
Posted in Air Force, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Texas Tech | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This guy shayne t*o** or “humpy” just came back from the air force. rumor was he was kicked out for some really gay activity, but now ive been seeing pics like this. is he still date-able or has dylan captured the gay crowd all together? thanks so much. <3
Definitely batting for the other team now.- nik
Does Anyone In The Dirty Army Know Who This Is
Posted in Air Force, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this chick is amazing. Anyone know who she is? I am sure the army will find out.
I kind of want to know too for some reason… she is making my wrist hurt and I am not even doing anything. It is like ESPN or something.- nik
Luscious Perscilla
Posted in Air Force, San Antonio | February 18th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik, there’s this trashy chick from San Antonio and her name is Perscilla, but she likes to call herself “Luscious Perscilla”, for what reason I have no idea. She likes to tell everyone that shes a model just cuz she goes to car shows and takes pics next to cars! hahaha! But this chick is without a doubt DIRTY!!! She does soft porn on the side and she has a REAL JOB, as a “pharmacy tech” so she says, but then yet she asks random guys for money on myspace and makes up lies about her mom being sick and what not. She makes out with her DIRTY friends and she will jump on any guys shlong if she gets something out of it! She will do anything for attention! Its really quite pathetic, and what makes it worse is that she has 2 kids!
I can’t even keep track of all the rolls she has.- nik
The 604 Click
Posted in Air Force, Vancouver | February 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eli Me*d aka Mista Me*d is the biggest poser wannabe rapper in the world. Hes a 22 year old virgin from Vancouver to start! On account of being the ugliest son of a bitch who tries to maike it in the music business, he has the fattest most skankiest 15 yr old girlfriend that f8cks EVERYONE else but wont f*ck him… shes even f*cked EVERYONE in his little posse except for him. He rolls with the biggest f*cking skids of all time in this group they call the 604 Click.
IZK- whos black and CANNOT rap to save his life he sounds like Dave Chappelle on crack. When he doesnt get includeed on a track he cries! The guy is 22 years old! He also picked up a tranny and got sucked off
Shade-O- whos white and has dreadlocks he never showers always smells like BO. He says he lives in the forrest so no one can judge him
VanDogg- The apparent producer of these group of clowns. When the guys raps he sounds like a whining fagg*t. He runs what he thinks is a record label called West Side Thug Records or WSTR
They look like winners hanging out in their moms backyard…whys that one dudes head so small.- nik
KillaKam
Posted in Air Force, Milwaukee, Would You? | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls from Milwaukee and calls her self “killakam” though shes far from a killa? She seems to have beef with alot of girls in her area. Girl is in the Airforce and thats pretty hott if ya ask me. Her eyes get me everytime.. Nik Would you?
Eyes get you everytime, thats the ugliest thing about her with those big crater raccoon eyes, and her nose resembles pinocchio.- nik
Caption of the Day
Posted in Air Force, Caption of the Day, The Dirty | September 17th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Pee on the grapes? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Craigslist Pimp
Posted in Air Force, San Antonio | August 27th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy looks for girls on Craigslist San Antonio, and those are the Air Force girls he found! Thoughts?
Have fun with 4 shims, let me know what happens once the tuck and tape job falls off.- nik
Chair Force Sloot
Posted in Air Force | July 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl’s name is Sammy F. She is part time Air Force, part time h*e. She claims that she’s fighting for our country when realistically she fights on laptop figuring out how to pass time. She supposedly works with graphic design on remote controlled air planes.. Tell me how making a plane look pretty is doing anything for the United States. She claims she’s a virgin when we all know she can take a weiner in the B. She was engaged to some POS chair force co-worker who dumped her for a girl that works at Abercrombie. She just got 3 tats, two of which are little birdies above her V. Nik, put this h*e-bag on blast.
She only joined the Air Force because it’s the only time in her life where she will be the hottest girl anywhere. Everyone knows Air Force chicks are beat.- nik
Former Iraq War Veteran Model
Posted in Air Force, Hollywood, Iraq, The Dirty, West Point, Would You? | June 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with former Former Iraq war Veteran and Marine, Destiny Monique she is now a model and somewhat successful, Would you Nik I am sure it would mean a lot for you to support our troops.
Answer: No, having sex with a Marine no matter male or female makes you Gay. I decided.
Cows Plus Rocket Propelled Grenades Equals Fun
Posted in ASU, Air Force, Dallas, Houston, Scottsdale, Texas | June 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (Washingtonpost.com) - PHNOM PENH, Cambodia — Lan Kosal smiles wryly as he breaks down the cost of killing a cow with a rocket-propelled grenade launcher.
For $555, Mr. Lan, an arms merchant, says he will take a client to a remote field in the Cambodian countryside to obliterate a bovine with the Soviet-era armament designed to destroy tanks and cause mass casualties.
When many Cambodians earn less than a dollar a day, why is this grisly recreation that is popular among backpackers so expensive? “The real cost is the cow. You have to buy it before we let you kill it,” Mr. Lan explains matter-of-factly.
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Why don’t they just kill the Cambodians then… they are cheaper?- nik
