THE DIRTY ARMY: This wh*re thinks she is the sh!t. Not only has her right thigh never meet her left thigh, she also steals and sleeps with married men. She thinks she is soooo sexy and beautiful when she’s just a nasty piece of sh!t that needs to be exposed. So guys watch out for this hoe, she will give you STDs by just looking at you.

She’s bigger than your average hippo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty dirty b*tch thinks shes sooooo bad and so hot. When realy shes just a skank* KELSEY YOUNG* wont sleep with her man but will go off f*ckin and suckin off any other dude that wants her.  She’ll suck your d*ck for a ride home or bus fare.  Shes dirty and cant be trusted.  Warning to anyone whos interested in this dirtbag.  If u f*ck this dirty b*tch your 4SURE gunna catch sumthing.  So RUNN AWAY!!! FAR FAR AWAY!!

For bus fare, not even a cab.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Protege entered my school a few months ago (in st.albert).. only to drop out 2 weeks later. im not going to hate on him cause he’s white, im going to hate on him because he’s a fuc*ing goof.  He’s 15, has braces, sings about being in the club wearing versace shades when the goofs wearing dollar store sunglasses.  His confadont KRD is a fat little 14 wannabe who I often see loitering outside the 7/11 in akinsdale trying to bum smokes off anyone who walks by.  Neither of you are hoodstars.   He went to west edmonton mall and got protege printed on his hat.  Now I know this proves his legitimacy to me but i will let his music video prove his legitimacy to you nik.  I will let you decide, 2 legit to quit? or should he have quit before he even started?  Heres a link to his smash hit music video.

White people cannot rap, end of story.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so this guy’s name is Marchea Dalton, Stationed at JBLM originally from Detroit and is seriously out of his mind. My friend set me up w/ this guy, we started texting and he always seemed very anxious for me to come hang out with him, finally last saturday i did when i got there i literally threw up in my mouth. this kid looks like a gremlin, he’s about 5’5, ashy as hell and had something on his upper lip that was a cause for concern. Come to find out, this kid doesn’t even have a whip. After talking to him and seeing how lame he was(all he talked about was how hard he was ’cause he’s from detroit) i made up some b.s. excuse about me having to be at work early and left. after that first night it starts getting crazy, the pet names start comin, “babe”,”honey”, “wifey” um…i’m sorry, do i know you? Anyways, i do my best not to be a complete bitch and told him chill w/ all the loveydovey shit. he hit me up everyday tellin me he wants to get to know me and chill, i give in again. felt bad, went to hang out a second time at his boy’s place since he doesn’t have his own, he was still as lame as the first time, he tried to kiss me but his breath was a blend of hot garbage and ass, so i laughed in his face and walked out. kid follows me out, asks if i wanna go somewhere private, he doesn’t want his baby mad at him. at that point, i had to tell him what a pathetic desperate loser he was. he apologized and asked if we can hang out again, just to get the fuck outta there i said sure, when i didn’t show back up this kid went bonkers lmao, blew my phone up 16 times in a row, proceeded to tell me that he’s got more money than bill gates and how he was messing w/ other girls anyways (uh first off….you shop at marshalls boo…only money you have is chump change secondly, why would i care who you were messing w/ and third…no you weren’t, you weren’t getting any action) then that he loves me so much and was just upset. In total i spent less than 90 minutes with this kid. Hopefully he changes his stalker-like tendencies once he’s put on blast!

Nice boots ya dingus.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik this is the drunk bunny also known as Camille. She is a big time slut if you give her alcohol at a party she is down for the D. I do not know how many guys she has slept with i lost count after 32. She is down for anything with any guy as long as you have a penis you are in for a thrill.

Greg face is not necessary, your mouth is big enough already we know what its good for.- nik