Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Yep Shes A Stripper

November 19, 2010 Air Force, Marine Corps, Would You? 3 5,737 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here we have Stacy, She use to be in the military and lied to get out on a medical discharge. She cheated on her husband while he was in Iraq, with some low life who was getting kicked out of the army.. who ended up cheating on her with some girls from craigslist. She is so fake to everyone she meets and then as soon as she get’s an oportunity will make up lies and spread them, like she does with whatever she is carrying below her belt. She rides the pole and thinks she is so hot… so Nik would you?

They shoulda used an even bigger guitar.- nik



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Look What The Cat Dragged In

November 19, 2010 Air Force, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 56 7,174 Views

Look what the cat dragged in

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Look what I found… its our favorite boob dancing man… what the hell did he do to himself…. Nik I have to ask did he do the juice or get some effed up implants…. someone put this guy out of his misery and pop those t*ts.

I am guessing those are 600cc’s saline.- nik

Also See: The Most Interesting Man In The World



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Thinks He Can Put Your Flame Away

October 8, 2010 Air Force, Dirty Army Strong, San Antonio 4 5,600 Views

Thinks he can put your flame away

Thinks he can put your flame away

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kyle S. he is a fireman in the Air Force and stationed in a small town in Texas near San Antonio. Kyle is a habitual liar, i don’t think anything in his life is real other than the fact that he’s a guy. He will lie about anything and everything to get his way and will manipulate everyone he can. He has low self-esteem and he shows it by being a pyscho boyfriend when you date him. He will tell you he loves you a week after you start dating, and then progresses to him wanting to marry you. He has been engaged who knows how many times and will cause drama in your life while cheating on you the whole time he’s your “boyfriend”. His favorite? High school girls!! So girls beware of this 20 year old loser.

Girls will always love dating douche bags like Kyle.- nik



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The Most Interesting Man In The World

August 16, 2010 Air Force, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 34 6,260 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have been posting Moobs up on here a few times and its insane how stupid people in Brazil are and how they will do anything to look better.  Since most up of us have no idea what he is saying here is the translation that explains everything we need to know about “Dos Equis”.  Thats my choice name since he thinks he is the worlds most interesting man.  He is an inspiration to us all and explains how natural he is and the hard work it takes to get it done and get the ladies.

This truly is an inspiration.  I am going to follow his work out routine this whole week so that I will look jacked up for Tao Beach this weekend.- nik

Also See:

Nik Meet Moobs

Moobs Part Two



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Army Man Went Wrong

August 13, 2010 Air Force, Marine Corps 3 5,803 Views

Army Man Went Wrong!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brian the most dirtiest mother f”er i have ever met! He is so gross he f*cks anything that walks and he plays girls so bad! Truly he hates all women! One time he tried to sleep with me knowing that i have a boyfriend. He is so nasty he gets women drunk at his apartment and convinces them to sleep with him! If you ever see this man RUN FOR YOU LIFE HE IS NO GOOD!! HE WILL USE YOU THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT WALKING CREATURE!

I think this guy sent this in himself, he doesn’t realize how much of a predator he looks like. I deleted his topless pics.- nik



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Moobs Part Two

August 13, 2010 Air Force, The Dirty 174 8,721 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t even speak his language but I know he sucks…he is like a jacked silicon filled 50 Tyson.  I have more fun laughing at this guy though knowing that he is not some lil dur dee dur kid.  Nik how is this guy not all over your site by now, he should be your dirty mascot….or better yet hire him to do all your security.  I don’t think anyones worn a soccer jersey better then him before.

I really don’t like the name “Moobs”, it is not original enough. DIRTY ARMY can you think of something better?- nik



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