Air Force | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Army Man Went Wrong

August 13, 2010 Air Force, Marine Corps 3

Army Man Went Wrong!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brian the most dirtiest mother f”er i have ever met! He is so gross he f*cks anything that walks and he plays girls so bad! Truly he hates all women! One time he tried to sleep with me knowing that i have a boyfriend. He is so nasty he gets women drunk at his apartment and convinces them to sleep with him! If you ever see this man RUN FOR YOU LIFE HE IS NO GOOD!! HE WILL USE YOU THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT WALKING CREATURE!

I think this guy sent this in himself, he doesn’t realize how much of a predator he looks like. I deleted his topless pics.- nik

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Moobs Part Two

August 13, 2010 Air Force, The Dirty 174

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t even speak his language but I know he sucks…he is like a jacked silicon filled 50 Tyson.  I have more fun laughing at this guy though knowing that he is not some lil dur dee dur kid.  Nik how is this guy not all over your site by now, he should be your dirty mascot….or better yet hire him to do all your security.  I don’t think anyones worn a soccer jersey better then him before.

I really don’t like the name “Moobs”, it is not original enough. DIRTY ARMY can you think of something better?- nik

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Nik Meet Moobs

August 12, 2010 Air Force, The Dirty 86

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I can’t help but dance along when I watch this…but seriously Nik a few questions for you, 1) do you think this guy produces milk? 2) how can I look like that guy. and 3) can we please make this a dirty celebrity??? his names can be moobs, its perfect.  Girls would die for a rack like that… peace and enjoy nik.

I think he got implants for some strange reason?- nik

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Forgy In The Air Force

July 19, 2010 Air Force, Dirty MySpace 11




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Michael M***d. He was dishonorably discharged from the air force a few months ago for going AWOL not once, not twice, but THREE times. He still has on his myspace that he is in the air force and stationed in south carolina when in reality he is an unemployed loser who has to live in his friends basement because even his own parents don’t want him around anymore! He claims to have tried to kill himself 12 times now and I’m starting to wonder if he will ever succeed? He also still takes pics of himself in his uniform to make girls think hes hot sh*t and want to screw him. But really Nik, what self respecting girl wants to screw such a disgrace to our country? Please blow this guy up so girls know to stay away!

I stopped reading after I noticed you didn’t say thrice…but seriously…this guy blows (literally).- nik

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Dirty Army

July 13, 2010 Air Force, New York 29




THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is Masha H***  a purple crayon lover who is a private in the Army. She’s from Waterloo, New York. This hood rat wanna be has a one year old son and is always getting wasted and partying. She’s an embarrasment to the Army but again the recruiting standards are very low now since they are desperate for people. Please Nik put this bitch on full blast so the Army sees what kind of soldiers they have. Just check out the pictures she’s always posting on myspace. Who the hell is still on myspace anyways?

This sloot is just addicted to gregs…likes to play with big guns, joined the army and is hard on purple crayons.- nik

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Lady Cats

April 21, 2010 Air Force, Anchorage, Dirty Cheerleaders, Would You? 16

Lady Cats

Lady Cats

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Would you any of them, the far right in pic one is the best out of them .

Good choice but she still has a horse face…and is it just me or are these girls a lot sluttier looking then the average cheerleader.- nik

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The Army’s Biggest Douche Bag

April 14, 2010 Air Force, Orlando 81

The Army's Biggest Douche Bag

The Army's Biggest Douche Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This tool’s name is Anthony Dis*** from orlando florida, he’s in the U.S. Army currently stationed in south korea. He has 2 kids and is married to a gorgeous bombshell and cheats on her with anything that has a vagina. He’s a Hypocrite, a liar, a fake, and just a straight up skeezer. He tells girls exactly what he needs to in order to get them to sleep with him. He cant go more than 2 days without having to find his next victum to blow his load in, he never wears a condom and probably has more std’s than i can count on one hand. His pictures that you’ll see on his fb are from years ago, girls he isnt skinny and doesnt have a nice body. He’s fat, hairy and disgusting and is on the Army weight control program. He thinks he’s god’s gift to women, once he hits it he wants nothing to do with you and tells everyone about how much of a wh*re you are. If you see him stay far FAR away. Put his ass on blast..

I know this guy is a total douche but you girls are the ones who let creepers like this in you.- nik

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Humpy Came Back To Tech Humpin

March 15, 2010 Air Force, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Texas Tech 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This guy shayne t*o** or “humpy” just came back from the air force. rumor was he was kicked out for some really gay activity, but now ive been seeing pics like this. is he still date-able or has dylan captured the gay crowd all together? thanks so much. <3

Definitely batting for the other team now.- nik

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