Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

People Are Becoming Numb To Reality

April 16, 2013 Abbotsford, Akron, Alabama 1 5,476 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Cassie from Orlando. She is a plus sized social media model who really lives and gets her self esteem for the day off of IG and Twitter account, otherwise she is a loser who does not do much with her life. Nik, why does she get off so much on social media can’t she worry about real life?

Thank God for photoshop.- nik



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I Think Kristy Forgot She Use To Be Heavy

April 13, 2013 Akron, The Dirty 375 83,490 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristy.  She does real estate for a living and before she got all buff she use to be a fatty like you can see in the first picture.  All she does is work out and post pictures, making us her real friends feel like crap because we don’t have a body like hers.  She works out so much that she can barely watch her child.  Don’t forget you use to be fat like us Kristy, you might have this body, but you will always be a fatty.

I think the title should have read: “I Think Kristy Forgot She Use To Be A Girl”.- nik



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Do You Know This Girl

January 16, 2013 Akron, Cleveland, Would You? 20 7,252 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Well nik, I’m sure this a girl that went to the University of Akron for a number of time. And for the life of me, I cannot remember her name. I would like to know here name, if any of your followers can point me and any other horn-dog in that direction. I remember her being some sort of model (?) and very popular here at the UofA.

Sounds like a self post to me, nobody would chase after this chick.- nik



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What Is Wrong With Jason Acuff

December 14, 2012 Akron, The Dirty 289 9,821 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this f*ck rag Instagrammed this sh*t.  His name is Jason Acuff and taking a picture like this is more than f*cked up.  How can you sit there with man’s best friend and take a picture with it dead?  I’m not sure how the dog died, but something about the picture is not right.  If this guy killed the dog himself, I swear I will kill him myself.

Jason Acuff please explain yourself.- nik



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Meet Akron’s Dumpster Angela Preston

November 29, 2012 Akron, Cleveland 13 5,740 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Angela Preston. She is Akron’s most famous Backpage sloot. She goes for 100 a hour but when business is slow, she will sell herself cheaper. For her friends, she will take less – it’s her way of showing her caring side. When she feels especially horny and dirty and can’t find someone to pay for it, she will give it up for free because she is “nice.” All her friends are either her drug dealers where she trades her pssy for some cr*ck or 40 to 50 year old men twice her age that pay to use her body. She loves the attention and being pursued and thinks she’s all that! However, if you see her, do yourself a favor and go to the doctors for a checkup because she has had more abortions than trips to the dentist.

I see that guys already half-way unzipped his pants + the photog = too many dudes.- nik



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Disgusted And Humoured

October 10, 2012 Akron, Cleveland, Kent State University 60 6,752 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Sallee Kayy. She’s been skeezing up the rave scene at shitty nightclubs (vortex, jb’s, etc) for a minute, with her uglyass smooshed in face and lazyeye. She thinks shes the shit hands out molly an e like hotcakes and bangs her customers. She was dating another rave addict and when she got him hooked on the candy shit it was on to the next sap. Now shes banging his old bestfriend and there all drugged up. Looking at these club pics is like staring and laughing at a cess-pool of std’s and drugged out whores. She can be seen at any dirty rave scene in the cleveland akron and kent surrounding areas. She coined the “booty squad”(4 diseased drugged out rave whores) and shes Head honcho. She says she has the baddest ‘bootilicious’ buns around and its covered in acne.. Just rancid. Everyone secretly hates her shes annoying a homewrecker, druggie, fugly ass skank cock breath bitch, the list could go on. Someone needs to knock this whore off the stage already and put her in her place—An alley gutter.

I’m just disgusted.- nik



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